Too hell with jealosy, lie to them all and wank all over their faces with reckless abandon. If they still want to go out with you after you destroy her ass and use her mouth as a urinal, she's obviously a keeper.
I'll group with anybody who doesnt mind my sudden outbursts of blatant profanity, or my obsession with asses, or my horribly offensive kingdom name. But you know, thats how I roll homies. :-B