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For Lews, China has a weight problem

The_Squirrel_ReturnsThe_Squirrel_Returns
edited June 2012 in General
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  • The_Squirrel_ReturnsThe_Squirrel_Returns
    that boy has the
  • ScarsScars
    lol. That old guy is creepy enough without the weird eyes.
  • LewsTherinLewsTherin
    Mario is Italian....stupid squirrels...no wonder all you reds are dead in the UK.
  • TalnoyTalnoy
    edited June 2012
    Better
  • LewsTherinLewsTherin
    Dont click. its dangerous link.
  • TalnoyTalnoy
    lol ssshhhhh dammit dont give it away!
  • Lynog_LFC_x2ndCxLynog_LFC_x2ndCx
    the only weight problem they have is the weight of their penis's
  • LewsTherinLewsTherin
    the only weight problem they have is the weight of their penis's
    Thank you. We fill it up with lead and pump them hard.
  • TalnoyTalnoy
    image
  • LewsTherinLewsTherin
    Cos its awesome.
  • TalnoyTalnoy
    its fckin derp man
  • JerryJerry
    because rice sticks together.
  • FlazerFlazer
    thats by far the dumbest image i have ever seen.

    tell me, when did rice get eaten

    tell me when sticks were made
    tell me when metal forging was perfected
  • gl0stixgl0stix
    Are you saying they weren't smart enough to think of a fucking spoon instead of two sticks?
  • gl0stixgl0stix
    =P
  • NoSocialGroupNoSocialGroup
    Lol. The first things humans used to eat food were hands. If I had to eat rice with my hands now, I'd probably cup my fingertips into a closed basin. You know, like a spoon.
  • NoSocialGroupNoSocialGroup
    Are you saying they weren't smart enough to think of a fucking spoon instead of two sticks?
    Booyah!
  • gl0stixgl0stix
    And the earliest chopsticks were made of bronze, Mr. History.
  • TyrsisTyrsis
    Lol. The first things humans used to eat food were hands. If I had to eat rice with my hands now, I'd probably cup my fingertips into a closed basin. You know, like a spoon.
    I would stick my face in the food and continuously open and close my mouth while licking the food to devour it all as fast as possible.
  • gl0stixgl0stix
    Lol. The first things humans used to eat food were hands. If I had to eat rice with my hands now, I'd probably cup my fingertips into a closed basin. You know, like a spoon.
    I would stick my face in the food and continuously open and close my mouth while licking the food to devour it all as fast as possible.
    This.
  • NoSocialGroupNoSocialGroup
    Lol. The first things humans used to eat food were hands. If I had to eat rice with my hands now, I'd probably cup my fingertips into a closed basin. You know, like a spoon.
    I would stick my face in the food and continuously open and close my mouth while licking the food to devour it all as fast as possible.
    This.
    THE EARTH IS MY SPOON

  • gl0stixgl0stix
    I would use both my penises to shovel food into my mouth.
  • ZealityZeality
    I would use both my penises to shovel food into my mouth.
    Do we ignore the fact you want two dicks in your mouth as long as they are your own?

  • gl0stixgl0stix
    I would use both my penises to shovel food into my mouth.
    Do we ignore the fact you want two dicks in your mouth as long as they are your own?

    You don't?
  • ZealityZeality
    I see no reason to use two, mine is shaped like a shovel as is.
  • gl0stixgl0stix
    Fuck. Mine looks more like rakes after an unfortunate garbage disposal accident.
  • TalnoyTalnoy
    the direction of this thread has gone in the most winnest of directions LOL
  • FlazerFlazer
    back then when no one took baths and used leaves as toilet paper, eating with your hands is a bad idea
  • DamdredDamdred
    Flazer +1
  • gl0stixgl0stix
    back then when no one took baths and used leaves as toilet paper, eating with your hands is a bad idea
    You think that people were using chop sticks around the time that leaves were still being used as toilet paper?

    Dummy.
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