For Lews, China has a weight problem

The_Squirrel_Returns

Bear Grylls can kill a Walrus and survive for 32 years in Hell with only chop sticks

Talnoy

How many Bears could Bear Grylls Gryll if Bear Grylls could Gryll Bears?

Lynog_LFC_x2ndCx

as many as he wanted

LewsTherin

as many as he wanted

With a chopstick, he can wipe them all out.
With a pair of chopsticks, he can rule the world.
With 1.4 billion skilled chopstick users, we shall enslave the universe.

Zeality

So true. The chinese are training for the day lightsabers exist.

The_Squirrel_Returns

minature finger light sabers

LewsTherin

minature finger light sabers

Exactly.