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Quotes of the Day ~SK~

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  • "Drug companies are a bit like highschool boyfriends. They are much more concerned with getting inside you, than being effective once they're in there"

    -John Oliver
  • Pain is unavoidable. Suffering is OPTIONAL.
  • Pain is weakness leaving the body!
  • In spirit of St. Valentines:

    To say "I love you", you must first learn to say the word "I".

  • randomly found this:

    "My noticeably pregnant sister and I were having a conversation at the dining room table. My 4 year old son was also present and asked my sister if there was a baby in her belly. She affirmed. He, completely straight faced, slid from his chair and headed for the kitchen saying "We need to get it out. I'll go get the knife. " I don't even know..."
  • haha, unreliable...this is so funny.
  • "Drug companies are a bit like highschool boyfriends. They are much more concerned with getting inside you, than being effective once they're in there"

    -John Oliver
    I lol'd

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