Seriously? - R59 Farming

Damdred

i don't mean to derail this topic BUT

September 21, 16:17:44 alerisis (1:10) Spy on Kingdom The probes have come back with a report that is 100% accurate:

Name: Sir al

Planets: 393
Networth: 46,477
Honor: 1,200
Platinum: 1,112,061
Power: 20,000
Population: 7,560

MA Protection: 0%
Planet Type: Mountainous

Soldiers: 617
Troopers: 243
Laser Troopers: 0
Laser Dragoons: 194

Tanks: 461
Scientists: Unknown
Probes: Unknown

when it spawned out of noob

September 21, 18:05:55 Our brave kingdom Eastside (1:10) attacked alerisis (1:10) and conquered 39 planets.
September 21, 18:23:05 Our kingdom alerisis (1:10) bravely defended against Easy (1:14) and lost 32 planets.
September 21, 18:48:35 Our kingdom alerisis (1:10) has entered trouble mode. Aid will be accepted for 12 hours
September 21, 18:48:35 Our kingdom alerisis (1:10) bravely defended against Mowakrown (1:12) and lost 25 planets.
September 21, 18:48:38 Our kingdom alerisis (1:10) bravely defended against Mowakrown (1:12) and lost 17 planets.
September 21, 18:48:42 Our kingdom alerisis (1:10) bravely defended against Mowakrown (1:12) and lost 14 planets.
September 21, 18:48:44 Our brave kingdom Mr Spock (1:10) attacked alerisis (1:10) and conquered 20 planets.
September 21, 18:48:45 Our kingdom alerisis (1:10) bravely defended against Mowakrown (1:12) and lost 12 planets.


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Planet Type: Terra Form
Networth: 125,553 (93)
Land: 849 (79)
Honor: 1,280 (85)
Networth/Land Ratio: 147.88 (131)
Online (Last 10 minutes): No
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upon death the kingdom had 0 military lol....how dumb can you be

Shiny Money

Every successive cheater that gets posted is more retarded than the last. I'm loving it, though. Easy finds and easy lands, weeeee.

At this rate, the next one is going to type "Land D" from the wrong account and disband his main.

Meh, one can only hope...

Shiny Money

Yup... that was one of the saddest things I've ever read on these forums. Did any one tell the 14-year-old that if you're sober enough to type the first half, you are sober enough to type the second half?

Sorry, missed this part of the convo...couldn't resist addressing this, Zeal made a good point.

Playing piano? Darius, you get an A for effort...I don't think I've ever heard THAT one before to explain a staged drunk tirade.

But I concur. Damdred had the right idea...you're not derailing the thread.

GB2GT

ChefGreg

How is 1:8 stacked when they arent even that big???

TMonsta

HEY! Everyone knows the fifth ranked sector is always the one that's stacked.

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darius made another KD? O.o

MissMeadows

hey guys darius here im drunk

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haha alcohol is so cool man gdsfgdsa54qwfdfd

TMonsta

Meadows post made more sense.

Zeality

It's more the fact that you hold your liquor like a little girl.

Easter Bunny

Laaaaa drunk

Zeality

I dont really have to prove anything to you, so let me ramble on about how badass I am.

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Lynog_LFC_x2ndCx

Meadows is just killing him here, its so bad

Shiny Money

Let me keep coming back to a Forum that means nothing to me, full of losers that don't like me and always flame me whenever I appear. I'll just continue to argue with them while hammering the fact that they mean nothing to me and will never come to close to being anywhere near the amazing human being I am. Ungodly strength, mind, alcohol tolerance, I've got it all.

But I have to keep coming back, even though they don't mean a thing. Because if I don't...I don't mean a thing...and I have nothing...

-Darius

TMonsta

DARIUS IS SHINING ALSO?

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So many Dariuses!!

Easter Bunny

EVERYONE? YOU WOUND ME DEAR DARIUS!

Scientology

It's more the fact that you hold your liquor like a little girl.

I dont really have to prove anything to you, but I need to kill nearly half a handle by myself every night to just get as drunk as most of these kids do after 6-8 shots.

I never drink unless its to get hammered and I only get hammered once every two or 3 weeks because its honestly just inconvenient to have to drink that much, but when I do I always go hard.

What gets me drunk enough to make a drunk post on this forum would give you alcohol poisoning, so please dont make me laugh Zeal.

Half a handle is 32 ounces.

It's like the kids in high school that used to brag about how they could drink a full handle. It's just not possible.

Yeah, okay. I believe you stupid mcstupidface liarpants.

Qwjvfiil

I would fully believe someone drunkenly typing on this forum, but that post was blatantly lies hahah

Who starts with "i am hammered right now"

Its like h-hey guys look at me, i am drunk, how cool am I !!

Zeality

Thats why its sad... you hit the nail on the head.

Qwjvfiil

"too much self control with alcohol"

So you spell everything wrong?

Yeah......nah

Flazer

seems you cant handle what you take

Zeality

If im drunk enough to type like hfjskhavurkwbbfhfi, it would be a miracle that i was sober enough to open up my laptop and hit up the forums.

Fuck it would be a miracle i was able to make it todesk to begin with.

Lynog_LFC_x2ndCx

its obvious you were pretending to be drunk Darinub, this type of stuff may have impressed your 12 million subjects on WoW but it doesnt fly here.

Qwjvfiil

no it wasnt

Lynog_LFC_x2ndCx

Baby Jesus is weeping away right now.

Damdred

yea cause drunk typing shows that you try so hard

SkyDragonX

When you're faking it, yeah.

Damdred

thats true sky

Lynog_LFC_x2ndCx

What i find funny is, literally everything this guy trys to boast about to impress people in here, not one bit of any of it is actually impressive. We all just shake our heads at how sad it all is.