I kissed a girl today

dariusayyy

So there I am with this girl on a date today and she jumps up and kisses me (luckily I had applied my cherry chapstick earlier). Then she starts snuggling up all close against me and shes like mmm darius your chest is so muscley and im like thanks babe I workout.

This is a 100% true story btw, whats been goin on with you kids these days?

WallsOfFire

first.

Azalieo

were your pants wet when you woke up?

ChefGreg

But did you like it? Being fondled like a piece a meat isn't fir everyone ya know

dariusayyy

were your pants wet when you woke up?

nah I went home and drank a protein shake, ate some feta cheese, and grilled a steak. Just finished the streak

Didnt have to wake up because my life is a dreammm

dariusayyy

But did you like it? Being fondled like a piece a meat isn't fir everyone ya know

Its a hard life bro but she respects the gains so I respect her, you know the drill

FLAMES

Is it bad to say I missed this retard?

dariusayyy

Is it bad to say I missed this retard?

missed you too bro, honestly havent had time these days to chill with you guys, any aim chats or w/e up I could get an inv to? I was reading some old shit always good for a laugh

Xel

I had applied my cherry chapstick

So this was some hot girl-on-girl action?

dariusayyy

I had applied my cherry chapstick

So this was some hot girl-on-girl action?

if only bro, she actually found my chapstick in my car goin home and put some on, then we made out double cherry chapstick status. 10/10 would reccomend

Shiny Money

I prefer blueberry. More exotic.

TMonsta

I prefer blueberry. More exotic.

Zeality

Doesn't smell like dariusbaggery. Needs more naked LoL and godstrats.

Easter Bunny

Did your mom say I owed her any back child support or anything?

Ghosted

I prefer blueberry. More exotic.

Rohan Castle

Pics, or it didn't happen. I havnt been able to poorly photoshop anything since I used MS paint on robs jesus penis pic

LadyAshnod

pics. +1

Rohan Castle

Fuck her right in the pussy!

loafery

I see what u did there

EpiC

If you feel the need to tell stories like that on the internet, you must be really ugly. Either that or you have no social life outside the internet and must seek some attention in forum threads.

Azalieo

Or you are so awesome that you have to share!

dariusayyy

If you feel the need to tell stories like that on the internet, you must be really ugly. Either that or you have no social life outside the internet and must seek some attention in forum threads.

Is this guy new?

dariusayyy

Doesn't smell like dariusbaggery. Needs more naked LoL and godstrats.

So this girl may have been my friends soon to be ex girlfriend, I used my irl godstrat.. Infallible

dariusayyy

Or you are so awesome that you have to share!

This guy gets it

dariusayyy

Did your mom say I owed her any back child support or anything?

Yes pls send check to the White House my boy obama will forward it to her thx

Easter Bunny

Did your mom say I owed her any back child support or anything?

Yes pls send check to the White House my boy obama will forward it to her thx

Thanks son.

Zeality

Doesn't smell like dariusbaggery. Needs more naked LoL and godstrats.

So this girl may have been my friends soon to be ex girlfriend, I used my irl godstrat.. Infallible

Did u impale her with your 13" cock tho?

FLAMES

didnt you already bang your buddys gf int he past or something?

Rohan Castle

Doesn't smell like dariusbaggery. Needs more naked LoL and godstrats.

So this girl may have been my friends soon to be ex girlfriend, I used my irl godstrat.. Infallible

Did u impale her with your 13" cock tho?

Were using world measurements here, not US. I believe that's actually 13 centimeters, or perhaps milimeters... not sure if that's euope measurement either. God I'm dumb.

Xel

Doesn't smell like dariusbaggery. Needs more naked LoL and godstrats.

So this girl may have been my friends soon to be ex girlfriend, I used my irl godstrat.. Infallible

Did u impale her with your 13" cock tho?

Were using world measurements here, not US. I believe that's actually 13 centimeters, or perhaps milimeters... not sure if that's euope measurement either. God I'm dumb.

Yeah Zeal, you're not allowed to use US measurements. Damn Canadian posers.

LadyAshnod

Or you are so awesome that you have to share!

+1.
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