So now that it looks as if my life is finally settling down I am looking to get back into the online dating scene again.
Okcupid is the website I use but I'm looking for advice from fellow skiers. Any must haves in your profile, any pick up lines to message, any red flags.
I have a bunch of red flag questions to look for on okcupid and I stand by my feeling towards them. You wouldn't want your girlfriend waking up a lesbian one day like someone I know.
So any tips would be great. I'm looking at you zeality. Maybe even Facebook tips. There was a girl I waa interested in but we didn't have the most amazing introduction.
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Also chat up lines are for bad bad bad losers
Don't be a loser
Also don't kill anyone
Well, what happened with the days where you hang out and get a beer or something...
What happened with the days when you go with the Bus and accidently start talking to the girl right beside you ?
One important thing to bare in mind:
Not everyone must like you, and you should not like everyone.
Which means that if you get dumped or rejected several times, that should not bring your morale down.
Get on you feet and move on.
Like John said, grow some balls.
Or ... act like you have some big ass balls.
Girls will not know the size of it until they are in your bed. and by that time. it will not matter anymore... most of the cases.
PS: Don't act like you want to be someone. Act like you are someone (your self) and you is the most important person for yourself.
You play coz you like to gamble. You gamble coz you like the high stake.
Most of the times you know that you might lose... but the thought in your mind that sometimes you might hit the JackPot !.. makes it worth the effort.
it never fails haha
It might not work for everyone...
Saying that those are BS advices will not help our mate, mate.
Try being more constructive and helpful here..instead of criticizing about what other think.
Good luck with your Big bonner.
If you dont even have time to find a date, how do you plan on maintaining one?
There are certainly other places of the Internet where men would love to discuss your member to great lengths.
I don't imagine you will find many here.
Good thing you have a decent John though, you are a cluster of social inequalities.
"Hi, i'm joseph, but friends call me ninrod...short for ninjarod. Because during sex i can switch holes with perfect accuracy keeping the strokes at lightning speed."
Good to know bro
LOL youre such a fucking loser, do you think anyone here gives a flying fuck if youre good at sex and have a big dick? Plus if youre admitting that on a forum id bet a lot of money that you arent either of those. You pretend to have confidence but youre a joke, you hype yourself up on the internet to make yourself feel better and to be what you arent in real life. Thats why you brag about yourself constantly online, becuase youre a fucking joke. If you suck that much in real life, go make something of it and quit being an arrogant cunt when you dont have anything to show for it.
Honestly no one gives a fuck