So I have now run out of all the Rum I bought from Jamaica. So obviously I need to get more. Problem is, Jamaica is a shithole, and I refuse to go back. We are talkin Duty Free assholes, what are my options?
Collect your piss. Put through a purifying process. Drink unpurified waste mixed with some wild berries that you have purreed and strained trough an old gym sock.
Get some single malt whisky nubs, personal recommendations (mostly isla....no lowlands/highs, some speyside), Lagavulin (easy drinking), bruckladdich, glen livet, laphroaig (very peaty tho)
Look at Lews in his cute smoking jacket and monocle And it's Islay my fav is Glenlivet 12yo but Glenmorangie isn't too bad. Not a fan of scotch that taste like a wet dog haha Bowmore (smokey) is borderline enjoyable.
If you live in a state that sells grain alcohol, here's how to go far and get fucked up and NOT go blind (but you're still gonna get fucked up):
-6 gallon gatorade jug -3/4 handle of grain -20 packets of kool-aid (baltimore hood had 'em 10 cents a packet) -A little less than 4 pounds of sugar (usually sold in 5 pound bags... keeping consistent with grain if making multiple batches) -Fill rest with ton of ice and water
Viola - you have cheap, delicious, potent Jungle Juice. Cheap as fuck for drinkable alcohol. Helps if you already had the jug too.
Wait I'm no rocket scientist and I have money to buy proper alcohol so I never attempted even home brew so I don't know the mechanics but all those ingredients aren't alcoholic so how does it instantly become alcoholic???
Like making beer, wine and spirits take large amounts of time and effort to become alcoholic
No no, you're buying grain alcohol. You know, like Everclear? It's neutral grain spirits (close to most vodkas), except it's 190 proof (95% alcohol - don't take more than 2 shots in one night... ever).
Ooooooooooooooooh I got ya now lol I'm an Aussie we don't have that sort of stuff well there's this alcohol stuff that 95% but only comes in 500ml bottles
Look at Lews in his cute smoking jacket and monocle And it's Islay my fav is Glenlivet 12yo but Glenmorangie isn't too bad. Not a fan of scotch that taste like a wet dog haha Bowmore (smokey) is borderline enjoyable.
I'm more of a Vodka and Rum fan
Look at Mr Cock and his masterful spinning waves......Glenmorangie is catpiss. And I'd recommend the Glenlivet 15 yo or the french casket ones only available at airports.
just tried glenlivet 12yo the other day actually its very smooth and reminded me of being in scotland. i swear i could taste the foggy skies of scotland and hear the creeky accent of scottish people thats an instant turn off
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And it's Islay
Not a fan of scotch that taste like a wet dog haha Bowmore (smokey) is borderline enjoyable.
I'm more of a Vodka and Rum fan
-6 gallon gatorade jug
-3/4 handle of grain
-20 packets of kool-aid (baltimore hood had 'em 10 cents a packet)
-A little less than 4 pounds of sugar (usually sold in 5 pound bags... keeping consistent with grain if making multiple batches)
-Fill rest with ton of ice and water
Viola - you have cheap, delicious, potent Jungle Juice. Cheap as fuck for drinkable alcohol. Helps if you already had the jug too.
I used to use it in my frat house. Get's you shit-hammered. Requires a little more capital than dirt poor as it's a larger scale approach.
Like making beer, wine and spirits take large amounts of time and effort to become alcoholic
I'm an Aussie we don't have that sort of stuff
But if you're buying them in that size, you're better off going for a gin bucket instead probably.
Also before I can believe you have any scotch knowledge answer me this one question.
What are your thoughts on Johnnie Walker?
Matusalem
drink scotch like the pros do
just tried glenlivet 12yo the other day actually its very smooth and reminded me of being in scotland. i swear i could taste the foggy skies of scotland and hear the creeky accent of scottish people thats an instant turn off
booya bull blaster.
7 up and forty creek whiskey is good too if you're a whiskey fan.