It's Friday, bitches. I'm about to close the laptop and head to BBQ number 1. Let's play a new game where I post sporadically and tell you why you fucking suck. If you guess what I'm eating/drinking however, you can pick another person and I'll tell you why they suck. If you pick me - well... fuck.
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Squirrel I haven't started drinking yet, you sweet tea drinkin, dark-skin hatin, confederate loser wavin hick.
Drinking: Cum
What do I win?
Now do Dank!
*drinks sweet tea and wishes he had all of his teeth while dreaming of his sexy cousin in West Virginia*
I puked this morning from 7:30 to 11. Do not shoot scotch after eating three types of ribs and 6 types of cookies/brownies.
Did you know Tesla was not only a Genius but Thomas Edison was a dick!