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dank vs the server

dankdank
edited May 2012 in General
Little more realistic topic for ya DF. You wish you could be me but all jokes aside you cant stand on your own. You cant walk in these shoes bro. I say what I want it doesnt go through quality control to my Lithuanian overlords.

I be like yo that dude is a bot. You be like no he real I just blew him.

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  • DogtownDogtown
    What is it like to live in fantasy land?
  • dankdank
    Kinda like 50 vs Rick Ross.
  • DogtownDogtown
    edited May 2012
    50 vs an overweight black man that couldn't (w)rap a gift?(see what I did there?)

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  • dankdank
    edited May 2012
    I know right Id be 50.

    DF like Rick without Maybach Music he aint shit without LT. They laffin right now DF cuz we all know thats true.
  • NoSocialGroupNoSocialGroup
    Is there a reason you are completely alienating yourself from all intelligent life on the PFs, dank?
  • DogtownDogtown
    He took his tin foil helmet off and the government is scrambling his brains with their mind control waves, excuse him.
  • dankdank
    edited May 2012
    I think you're all idiots. Maybe that's too harsh I'll show you how I determine that most of you are homo LT to such an extent that I can claim dank vs the entire server.


    There is a video here of Kate Upton doing a cat dance. If you're on a phone it probably isn't displaying.

    Normal guys will be like omfg that video is awesome. However, the LT like darkfort and company only love to suck pole. They will be offended. We're talking about 99% of the game. This server is more like a gay bathhouse than it is a competition. Thanks for asking me to expand on this so that you understand why I'm alienating people from myself.
  • NoSocialGroupNoSocialGroup
    Yea so I'm sure this'll all work into your next plan, dank.
  • dankdank
    edited May 2012
    If you like the video I'm not really referring to you. I've just indirectly implied it by suggesting everyone. What I really mean is the majority which is who I mean to address. I apologize if I have inadvertently offended any heterosexuals.
  • DogtownDogtown
    Dank and company:

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  • dankdank
    edited May 2012
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  • CrashCrash
    edited May 2012
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    :D
  • LewsTherinLewsTherin
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    :D

    HAHA epic....though I thought the top player was Hazza who we should all worship and learn from.
  • DarkFortDarkFort
    So he basically admitted he would have lost that bet by calling me a top 20 player. Ty Dank
  • DarubianDarubian
    Fort, you really dont seem to understand how dumb you are making yourself sound. Be sensible here. You are in a TOP alliance, with Kesha on your side. If you cant pull a top 20 kd out of this "trying", then you deserve to quit this game and never come back.
  • DarkFortDarkFort
    Fort, you really dont seem to understand how dumb you are making yourself sound. Be sensible here. You are in a TOP alliance, with Kesha on your side. If you cant pull a top 20 kd out of this "trying", then you deserve to quit this game and never come back.
    I don't have kesha on my side. That is just another Dank Conspiracy theory.
  • dankdank
    edited May 2012
    To put this into perspective DF imagine if I made a post saying that I would finish top 20 and requesting a bet with you. I'd get smashed for it. It's a ridiculous claim unless you are so confident with the deals that you've made that it's not a concern. When so many of us expect to get raped if we do well it's shameful to read a post like that.
  • CrashCrash
    df = xltx
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