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Mal's intellectual discussion on topics ranging from science and society to global politics, etc

MalMal
edited March 2012 in Game Talk
This thread is getting dumber
Then perhaps you would like to make another thread and start an intellectual discussion on topics ranging from science and society to global politics, etc.

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  • How intellectual.
  • Thread fails to deliver
  • this thread was very enlightening
  • Kate Upton's boobs.
  • Science is good; society is in a potential Orwellian state, or a Hobbesian state of nature, not sure yet... and the world is collapsing on its own economy because of greed and a reluctance to change.
  • Boooooobs
    You bring up a most interesting point.
  • Kate Uptons Boobs on my face
  • here...a scientific discussion about future technologies and its possibilities...


    (tabrissk) if you americans started building toilets with less water in the bowl, dogs wouldn't drink from them
    (lovsanf) americans have diffrent toilets?
    Unreliable Aim 7:42 pm
    meh...why use water at all?
    [Scallywags] 7:42 pm
    (lovsanf) wat
    Unreliable Aim 7:42 pm
    just use magnetic force to remove the waste...
    [Scallywags] 7:42 pm
    (xelsolsk) ...
    (lovsanf) u from irak or somethin?
    (xelsolsk) my shits not made of metal
    (xelsolsk) i dunno about yours
    (tabrissk) brazil lovsan
    Unreliable Aim 7:42 pm
    hahaha
    the toilet can have its surface made of special allow...
    that repulses matter
    [Scallywags] 7:43 pm
    ("gingers have souls" lynog85) game of thrones starts again sooooooon niggas
    Unreliable Aim 7:44 pm
    imagine taking a dump while floating over the toilet seat....
    [Scallywags] 7:44 pm
    (xelsolsk) then you take a piss and it flys up into your face
    Unreliable Aim 7:44 pm
    turn it off then ¬¬
    [Scallywags] 7:45 pm
    (xelsolsk) what if you woke up and had to take a piss and youre not thinking striahgt
    (xelsolsk) straight*
    Unreliable Aim 7:46 pm
    can be like those handwasher buttons...
    you press and after a few seconds it halts
    [Scallywags] 7:46 pm
    (xvcrashvx) lynog
    [Scallywags] 7:46 pm
    (xvcrashvx) is game of thrones good?
    Unreliable Aim 7:46 pm
    yes
    [Scallywags] 7:46 pm
    (xelsolsk) yeah
    (tabrissk) so either you float over the seat and all the waste comes back at you, or you turn it off and it's a normal toilet?
    (xvcrashvx) it's funny, i was just about to dl it after i saw some ads for the dvds today
    (xelsolsk) i rewatched it a couple weeks ago
    (xelsolsk) to prepare for the new season
    (xvcrashvx) ok
    Unreliable Aim 7:47 pm
    dont use the fucking future toilet then...go to the jungle
    [Scallywags] 7:47 pm
    (xvcrashvx) let's do it
    Unreliable Aim 7:47 pm
    shit on the shower...whatever
    [Scallywags] 7:48 pm
    (xelsolsk) my vision of a furute toilet teleports your shit
    (xelsolsk) future*
    (smithsk16) like in family guy?
    [Scallywags] 7:48 pm
    (xelsolsk) maybe
    (xelsolsk) i dunno
    Unreliable Aim 7:48 pm
    what if a malfunction causes it to teleport your intestines?
    [Scallywags] 7:48 pm
    (tabrissk) so if a dog tries to drink from that toilet his tongue is teleported?
    (xelsolsk) unless your intestines regularly come out of your asshole
    (xelsolsk) i think youre probably ok
    (xelsolsk) well tab
    (xelsolsk) that dog will learn his lesson the first time
    (tabrissk) and be unable to drink from then on?
    Unreliable Aim 7:50 pm
    the problem with teleportation malfunction lies in its recognition of targets and teleportation destiny...you could also have shit warped into your mouth or stomach...
    who knows..
    [Scallywags] 7:50 pm
    (xelsolsk) ok, a portal thats opened to the middle of the pacific
    (tabrissk) well, a malfuntion could also teleport my shit to your mouth
    (xelsolsk) just dont drop your keys down the toilet
    (tabrissk) that would be funny in my eyes
    (tabrissk) or your phone
    (lovsanf) stargate toilet?
    (tabrissk) teleport it to the moon
    Unreliable Aim 7:52 pm
    stargate sink...one use only...
    Unreliable Aim 7:52 pm
    cus you'll have no hands afterwards.
    [Scallywags] 7:53 pm
    (xelsolsk) if its a portal, could have a problem with things flying into your house from the outside
    (smithsk16)
    (lovsanf) u dont lose ur hand if u put it into stargate
    (xelsolsk) wake up to like migratory birds in your bathtub
    (lovsanf) 1 way only
    (smithsk16) his poop went to another dimension
    Unreliable Aim 7:53 pm
    oh...you meant the actual transportantion...i thought you meant the horizon only..
    or whatever its called
    that disintegrating thing that happens when you connect
    Unreliable Aim 7:54 pm
    crazy malfunction causing poop from another dimension to warp into your mouth...
    [Scallywags] 7:55 pm
    (smithsk16) ewww nooooooo
    Unreliable Aim 7:55 pm
    we should post this on public forums...it fits in mal's thread about science...
    [Scallywags] 7:55 pm
    (smithsk16) when you poop in your dreams, you poop for real
  • malllllllllllllllll yo <3
  • omg cheli!!!!
  • Actually that virtual poop thing in family sounds decent.
    what? I like good long sessions on the toilet, it's one of the most relaxing things in the world
  • Thread fails to deliver
  • edited March 2012
    She's not that cute :-|
    It's debatable if she belongs in Penthouse rather than the cover of SI, but that is the issue Mal intended this thread to resolve. Personally, I believe she is too beautiful for Playboy or Penthouse to acquire. So the best solution was putting her in a wet t-shirt inside of sports illustrated. After they took those pictures they were like OMFG she's actually hotter than our super models, screw the mold, we have to put her on the cover. Back in the day when Hugh Hefner called the shots I think he could have pulled it off but those days are over. That leaves us with Penthouse which is primarily for strippers and Kate doesn't look like stripper material. All of these companies that feel super models have to eat bird seed and completely lack a personality will have to bend to our desire to see her boobs. I know that Victoria Secret is throwing a huge fit about it and is refusing to use her because the girl will simply steal the show.
  • http://www.break.com/index/kate-upton-perfectly-timed-slow-motion-2084489

    No words.
    theyre nice but the ass going the other way seems better to me

  • She's not that cute :-|
    It's debatable if she belongs in Penthouse rather than the cover of SI, but that is the issue Mal intended this thread to resolve. Personally, I believe she is too beautiful for Playboy or Penthouse to acquire. So the best solution was putting her in a wet t-shirt inside of sports illustrated. After they took those pictures they were like OMFG she's actually hotter than our super models, screw the mold, we have to put her on the cover. Back in the day when Hugh Hefner called the shots I think he could have pulled it off but those days are over. That leaves us with Penthouse which is primarily for strippers and Kate doesn't look like stripper material. All of these companies that feel super models have to eat bird seed and completely lack a personality will have to bend to our desire to see her boobs. I know that Victoria Secret is throwing a huge fit about it and is refusing to use her because the girl will simply steal the show.
    This brings up the debate of whether it is truly possible to unsexify such an industry when the women are already objectified, and whether it's possible for any less objectivity to be introduced in an industry that already perpetrates an idealistic beauty standard. Is there truly a difference between them? Or is this just debating the difference between brown eggs and white eggs.
  • I prefer blue eggs. Brown and white are layed by mongrels.
  • Crap thread.
  • edited March 2012
    http://www.break.com/index/kate-upton-perfectly-timed-slow-motion-2084489

    No words.
    Against the laws of physics.
    A body in motion tends to stay in motion...BOING BOINGA BOING!
  • You mean those melons?
  • her or the other girl walking away. either or
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