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The Tale of How VULPES Got Banned From Alliance Chat
June 2, 13:38:28 vulpesnm (1:6) got i'm so bloody warm and bored at the same time
June 2, 13:38:42 vulpesnm (1:6) wish i could dp something about that
June 2, 13:38:50 vulpesnm (1:6) wait ihavean idea
June 2, 13:38:58 vulpesnm (1:6) open the window
June 2, 13:39:19 vulpesnm (1:6)
but now i can hearthe grat outdoors whilst inside
June 2, 13:39:34 vulpesnm (1:6) how discomforting
June 2, 13:40:00 vulpesnm (1:6) outside is warmer than inside
June 2, 13:40:11 vulpesnm (1:6) that idea didn't work
June 2, 13:40:31 vulpesnm (1:6) i know... a nice cold drink
June 2, 13:41:02 vulpesnm (1:6) to bad i only have horrible cold drinks
June 2, 13:41:29 vulpesnm (1:6) maybe i could make anice warm drink be cold
June 2, 13:41:30 Sawyer (1:6) lol vulpes is having a moment
June 2, 13:41:48 vulpesnm (1:6) but how do you cool down a hot cup of tea
June 2, 13:41:54 vulpesnm (1:6) ice?
June 2, 13:42:10 vulpesnm (1:6) no that just explodes in the cup
June 2, 13:42:27 vulpesnm (1:6) maybe if i put it in the firdge
June 2, 13:42:50 Sawyer (1:6) lol what you smoking - sounds thoughtful :P
June 2, 13:42:52 vulpesnm (1:6) firdge? i've invented anew device for cooling down tea
June 2, 13:43:09 vulpesnm (1:6) i cll it the firdge
June 2, 13:43:32 vulpesnm (1:6) the firdge is a revolutionary design
June 2, 13:43:49 vulpesnm (1:6) using all those things they say in hari product adverts and magic
June 2, 13:44:08 vulpesnm (1:6) this then cools down your tea whilst you wonder how because it makes no sence
June 2, 13:44:29 vulpesnm (1:6) soby the end of it you have a room temp cup of tea
June 2, 13:44:49 vulpesnm (1:6) now canitstill be called tea if i put ice in now?
June 2, 13:45:01 vulpesnm (1:6) or does it become iced tea
June 2, 13:45:22 vulpesnm (1:6) can you have warm iced tea?
June 2, 13:46:19 vulpesnm (1:6) all this qustioning tea and inventing is only making me warmer
June 2, 13:46:31 vulpesnm (1:6) now for the next idea on how to cool myself down
June 2, 13:46:44 vulpesnm (1:6) a cold bath or shower
June 2, 13:46:51 vulpesnm (1:6) however this comes with drawbacks
June 2, 13:47:24 vulpesnm (1:6) i dont like cold showers and a bath should only be cold after you forgot to unplug it after you got out
June 2, 13:47:39 vulpesnm (1:6) or if you fall asleep in it like i did last week
June 2, 13:48:04 vulpesnm (1:6) i could have a cooled bath rather than a cold
June 2, 13:48:23 vulpesnm (1:6) but then it would become cold before i had chance to enjoy the cool
June 2, 13:48:36 vulpesnm (1:6) and i'd be wet after the wholeprocess
June 2, 13:48:58 Sawyer (1:6) Dude!!! lol
June 2, 13:49:05 vulpesnm (1:6) formy next trick i will discuss taking my cloths off to cool down
June 2, 13:49:30 vulpesnm (1:6) which piece of clothing would be the best to remove first
June 2, 13:49:49 vulpesnm (1:6) and which is the piece that provides the most warth and heat
June 2, 13:50:29 vulpesnm (1:6) i think i would like to start with the wool hat i have on
June 2, 13:51:14 vulpesnm (1:6) butif itake that off people could see my forehead sweat marks
June 2, 13:51:28 Sawyer (1:6) Here a story : One Day it was Just past the Tick and Vulpes Kindly collects a SOK rather than writing his life story in the AC
June 2, 13:52:33 vulpesnm (1:6) okay i'll just jump to the solution for those people who just cant hold their excitement
June 2, 13:53:06 vulpesnm (1:6) The bloody heating was on for some retarded ****ing reason on a hot sunny ****ing day so now im to ****ing warm
June 2, 13:53:18 vulpesnm (1:6) so i turn it off
June 2, 13:53:56 vulpesnm (1:6) happy now i've had to cut my story short because interrupted me
June 2, 13:54:20 Sawyer (1:6) I was only joking lol
June 2, 13:54:30 vulpesnm (1:6) my fingers were getting tired
June 2, 13:54:44 Sawyer (1:6) I bet
June 2, 13:54:59 vulpesnm (1:6) it's okay i have another one
June 2, 13:55:20 vulpesnm (1:6) so the other day i was looking around my house
June 2, 13:56:15 vulpesnm (1:6) and i came across a door i had forgotten about... i have a faint memory of the previous own telling me that was the loft
June 2, 13:56:33 vulpesnm (1:6) but they had said they had all their crap up there
June 2, 13:56:54 vulpesnm (1:6) i had never got around to actually going through this door
June 2, 13:57:01 vulpesnm (1:6) so this was my chance
June 2, 13:57:14 vulpesnm (1:6) to go through a door i had never been through before
June 2, 13:57:21 vulpesnm (1:6) i was excited
June 2, 13:57:37 vulpesnm (1:6) to i went for the handle
June 2, 13:57:53 vulpesnm (1:6) then i remember what had put me off bothering before
June 2, 13:57:59 vulpesnm (1:6) there was no handle
June 2, 13:58:14 vulpesnm (1:6) so i left it be
June 2, 13:58:34 vulpesnm (1:6) now im sad because i didnt get to go through a door id never been through before
June 2, 13:58:54 vulpesnm (1:6) later come the story of the day i actually could be bothered to fix the handle
June 2, 13:59:17 vulpesnm (1:6) but i'll leave you in suspense about that for a little longer
June 2, 13:59:28 vulpesnm (1:6) FAG BREAK !!!
June 2, 14:04:01 vulpesnm (1:6) fag breakover
June 2, 13:38:42 vulpesnm (1:6) wish i could dp something about that
June 2, 13:38:50 vulpesnm (1:6) wait ihavean idea
June 2, 13:38:58 vulpesnm (1:6) open the window
June 2, 13:39:19 vulpesnm (1:6)
but now i can hearthe grat outdoors whilst insideJune 2, 13:39:34 vulpesnm (1:6) how discomforting
June 2, 13:40:00 vulpesnm (1:6) outside is warmer than inside
June 2, 13:40:11 vulpesnm (1:6) that idea didn't work
June 2, 13:40:31 vulpesnm (1:6) i know... a nice cold drink
June 2, 13:41:02 vulpesnm (1:6) to bad i only have horrible cold drinks
June 2, 13:41:29 vulpesnm (1:6) maybe i could make anice warm drink be cold
June 2, 13:41:30 Sawyer (1:6) lol vulpes is having a moment
June 2, 13:41:48 vulpesnm (1:6) but how do you cool down a hot cup of tea
June 2, 13:41:54 vulpesnm (1:6) ice?
June 2, 13:42:10 vulpesnm (1:6) no that just explodes in the cup
June 2, 13:42:27 vulpesnm (1:6) maybe if i put it in the firdge
June 2, 13:42:50 Sawyer (1:6) lol what you smoking - sounds thoughtful :P
June 2, 13:42:52 vulpesnm (1:6) firdge? i've invented anew device for cooling down tea
June 2, 13:43:09 vulpesnm (1:6) i cll it the firdge
June 2, 13:43:32 vulpesnm (1:6) the firdge is a revolutionary design
June 2, 13:43:49 vulpesnm (1:6) using all those things they say in hari product adverts and magic
June 2, 13:44:08 vulpesnm (1:6) this then cools down your tea whilst you wonder how because it makes no sence
June 2, 13:44:29 vulpesnm (1:6) soby the end of it you have a room temp cup of tea
June 2, 13:44:49 vulpesnm (1:6) now canitstill be called tea if i put ice in now?
June 2, 13:45:01 vulpesnm (1:6) or does it become iced tea
June 2, 13:45:22 vulpesnm (1:6) can you have warm iced tea?
June 2, 13:46:19 vulpesnm (1:6) all this qustioning tea and inventing is only making me warmer
June 2, 13:46:31 vulpesnm (1:6) now for the next idea on how to cool myself down
June 2, 13:46:44 vulpesnm (1:6) a cold bath or shower
June 2, 13:46:51 vulpesnm (1:6) however this comes with drawbacks
June 2, 13:47:24 vulpesnm (1:6) i dont like cold showers and a bath should only be cold after you forgot to unplug it after you got out
June 2, 13:47:39 vulpesnm (1:6) or if you fall asleep in it like i did last week
June 2, 13:48:04 vulpesnm (1:6) i could have a cooled bath rather than a cold
June 2, 13:48:23 vulpesnm (1:6) but then it would become cold before i had chance to enjoy the cool
June 2, 13:48:36 vulpesnm (1:6) and i'd be wet after the wholeprocess
June 2, 13:48:58 Sawyer (1:6) Dude!!! lol
June 2, 13:49:05 vulpesnm (1:6) formy next trick i will discuss taking my cloths off to cool down
June 2, 13:49:30 vulpesnm (1:6) which piece of clothing would be the best to remove first
June 2, 13:49:49 vulpesnm (1:6) and which is the piece that provides the most warth and heat
June 2, 13:50:29 vulpesnm (1:6) i think i would like to start with the wool hat i have on
June 2, 13:51:14 vulpesnm (1:6) butif itake that off people could see my forehead sweat marks
June 2, 13:51:28 Sawyer (1:6) Here a story : One Day it was Just past the Tick and Vulpes Kindly collects a SOK rather than writing his life story in the AC
June 2, 13:52:33 vulpesnm (1:6) okay i'll just jump to the solution for those people who just cant hold their excitement
June 2, 13:53:06 vulpesnm (1:6) The bloody heating was on for some retarded ****ing reason on a hot sunny ****ing day so now im to ****ing warm
June 2, 13:53:18 vulpesnm (1:6) so i turn it off
June 2, 13:53:56 vulpesnm (1:6) happy now i've had to cut my story short because interrupted me
June 2, 13:54:20 Sawyer (1:6) I was only joking lol
June 2, 13:54:30 vulpesnm (1:6) my fingers were getting tired
June 2, 13:54:44 Sawyer (1:6) I bet
June 2, 13:54:59 vulpesnm (1:6) it's okay i have another one
June 2, 13:55:20 vulpesnm (1:6) so the other day i was looking around my house
June 2, 13:56:15 vulpesnm (1:6) and i came across a door i had forgotten about... i have a faint memory of the previous own telling me that was the loft
June 2, 13:56:33 vulpesnm (1:6) but they had said they had all their crap up there
June 2, 13:56:54 vulpesnm (1:6) i had never got around to actually going through this door
June 2, 13:57:01 vulpesnm (1:6) so this was my chance
June 2, 13:57:14 vulpesnm (1:6) to go through a door i had never been through before
June 2, 13:57:21 vulpesnm (1:6) i was excited
June 2, 13:57:37 vulpesnm (1:6) to i went for the handle
June 2, 13:57:53 vulpesnm (1:6) then i remember what had put me off bothering before
June 2, 13:57:59 vulpesnm (1:6) there was no handle
June 2, 13:58:14 vulpesnm (1:6) so i left it be
June 2, 13:58:34 vulpesnm (1:6) now im sad because i didnt get to go through a door id never been through before
June 2, 13:58:54 vulpesnm (1:6) later come the story of the day i actually could be bothered to fix the handle
June 2, 13:59:17 vulpesnm (1:6) but i'll leave you in suspense about that for a little longer
June 2, 13:59:28 vulpesnm (1:6) FAG BREAK !!!
June 2, 14:04:01 vulpesnm (1:6) fag breakover
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June 2, 14:04:40 vulpesnm (1:6) so i believe i was leaving you all in suspense abouthe day i finally fixed the hndle
June 2, 14:05:04 vulpesnm (1:6) it was dark a dreary night
June 2, 14:05:20 vulpesnm (1:6) andthere just so happened to be a blue moon that night
June 2, 14:05:59 vulpesnm (1:6) was it night or was it early morning? i supose i could leave that to someone who has thought long and hard about that
June 2, 14:06:02 vulpesnm (1:6) ow wait
June 2, 14:06:15 vulpesnm (1:6) i know someone like that... ME
June 2, 14:06:51 vulpesnm (1:6) so when does a late night turn into an all nighter was my first thought when looking into this
June 2, 14:07:16 vulpesnm (1:6) now i found that a lot of people consider an all nighter to include no sleep
June 2, 14:07:51 vulpesnm (1:6) now i thnk this is wrong... i believe an all nighter is whenyou stay awake until you reachthe point you norlly would have got up
June 2, 14:08:29 vulpesnm (1:6) now this varies in people depending on either their workpatern... where they livein the world and how lazy they are
June 2, 14:08:43 vulpesnm (1:6) i would probably be put into the lazy catagory by most
June 2, 14:09:08 vulpesnm (1:6) so going from that if i was to do an all nighter i would have to saty up until mid aftenoon
June 2, 14:09:42 vulpesnm (1:6) now this raised a question to me of then is it infact morning for me when i wake up...
June 2, 14:09:57 vulpesnm (1:6) now i thought to myself what a good question
June 2, 14:10:30 vulpesnm (1:6) so i looked into the deffinition of morning and found that my question was infact a stupid question
June 2, 14:10:43 vulpesnm (1:6) so i went back to the drawing board
June 2, 14:11:40 vulpesnm (1:6) sticking with my findings on all nighters i decided to go for the aproach of actually trying to find the answer
June 2, 14:11:45 vulpesnm (1:6) to my original question
June 2, 14:11:59 vulpesnm (1:6) when is it early morning and not night
June 2, 14:12:16 vulpesnm (1:6) as ihave also menchioned already i am lazy
June 2, 14:12:35 vulpesnm (1:6) so that ruled out anything before 9am
June 2, 14:13:01 vulpesnm (1:6) as who the hell is up at that time and hear people do things in the early hours of the morning
June 2, 14:13:42 vulpesnm (1:6) this left me with 3 hours as i had discovered with my research into if i get up 'late'
June 2, 14:13:47 vulpesnm (1:6) is that then my morning
June 2, 14:14:04 vulpesnm (1:6) that afternoon starts after 12
June 2, 14:14:31 vulpesnm (1:6) this is because 12 is considered noon to most of the world
June 2, 14:15:18 vulpesnm (1:6) i also have briefly menchioned that it depends on where you are that determines if you are getting up late
June 2, 14:15:46 vulpesnm (1:6) such as if i get up at say 3pm then i am actually getting up at 8am in sk time
June 2, 14:16:12 vulpesnm (1:6) which is apparently what some americans use as their official time... weirdos using an online game to tell them the time
June 2, 14:17:01 vulpesnm (1:6) now i had to narrow down where between 9am and noon did it hange fromnight to early morning
June 2, 14:17:35 vulpesnm (1:6) refining my criteria i came up with an interesting invention
June 2, 14:18:24 vulpesnm (1:6) it solved my issue as it took the problem away...
June 2, 14:18:44 vulpesnm (1:6) it is an interesting tool... it's long and thin
June 2, 14:18:51 vulpesnm (1:6) alot like a baseball bat
June 2, 14:19:41 vulpesnm (1:6) and the main use of it is so you dont actually have to consider early mornings....
June 2, 14:20:02 vulpesnm (1:6) lets ay if for some reason you find yourself awake after 9am but before noon
June 2, 14:20:34 vulpesnm (1:6) you simple use the baseball bat like object known as a firdge
June 2, 14:20:53 vulpesnm (1:6) and break the thing that is telling you the time
June 2, 14:21:15 vulpesnm (1:6) now i could only think of 2 drawbacks
June 2, 14:21:37 vulpesnm (1:6) and i was hoping someone could help me find somemore positives to my invention
June 2, 14:21:55 vulpesnm (1:6) the first drawback is you now wont know when it has passed noon
June 2, 14:22:24 vulpesnm (1:6) this means that you could forever more be wondering is it early morning borderline teritory still
June 2, 14:22:41 vulpesnm (1:6) and the problem is made worse
June 2, 14:23:16 vulpesnm (1:6) the is you now have a broken time telling device... now this for me is my phoneand wristwatch
June 2, 14:23:43 vulpesnm (1:6) soif i broke my phone i would then have no way of playing solitaire
June 2, 14:24:05 vulpesnm (1:6) and there is the obvious problem with the wristwatch... i'm right handed
June 2, 14:24:31 vulpesnm (1:6) so to use my firdge i would use my right hand... this just so happens to be the same hand my watch is on
June 2, 14:25:00 vulpesnm (1:6) anybody have a solution to this other than the left handed firdge?
June 2, 14:25:18 Chat Noir (1:19) how..cute
June 2, 14:25:27 vulpesnm (1:6) now that i have discussed that i will return to my story...
June 2, 14:26:03 vulpesnm (1:6) i believe i was somewhere between night and early morning
June 2, 14:26:16 vulpesnm (1:6) andi decided to do something with my day
June 2, 14:26:35 Chat Noir (1:19) yes, u decided to go out
June 2, 14:26:42 vulpesnm (1:6) now this came with its own problems... 1 being there is nothing to do
June 2, 14:27:06 vulpesnm (1:6) andthe other being i rally didnt want to do something really useful
June 2, 14:27:27 vulpesnm (1:6) this left me with only one option... shopping online
June 2, 14:27:42 vulpesnm (1:6) so as most people now do... i went on google
June 2, 14:27:58 vulpesnm (1:6) i then asked google what should i shop for
June 2, 14:28:19 vulpesnm (1:6) google then proceeded to take me to the google play store
June 2, 14:28:27 vulpesnm (1:6) not what i had in mind
June 2, 14:28:35 vulpesnm (1:6) so i went to bing...
June 2, 14:28:43 vulpesnm (1:6) the worlds most retarded search engine
June 2, 14:29:05 vulpesnm (1:6) i askedit the same question... what should i shop for
June 2, 14:29:29 vulpesnm (1:6) it then displayed amazon as the top result
June 2, 14:29:39 vulpesnm (1:6) i thought great
June 2, 14:29:52 vulpesnm (1:6) i should have started with amazon to begin with
June 2, 14:30:30 vulpesnm (1:6) so with no idea what i was shopping for still but happy i had found the correct site to shop for it
June 2, 14:30:43 vulpesnm (1:6) i looked down the menu of departments
June 2, 14:31:19 vulpesnm (1:6) after hours of looking at random crap that has no use otherthan to give me something to openin a few days
June 2, 14:31:43 vulpesnm (1:6) i stumbled across door handles...
June 2, 14:31:59 vulpesnm (1:6) this remnded me of the door that i had by then forgotten about
June 2, 14:33:00 vulpesnm (1:6) so i seized my chance to get a door handle and proceeded to log off my computer and start my journey to B&Q
June 2, 14:33:11 vulpesnm (1:6) which is obviously where you have to buy these things
June 2, 14:33:16 vulpesnm (1:6) notamazon
June 2, 14:33:44 vulpesnm (1:6) now i had not thought about my decision to go to B&Q properly before setting off
June 2, 14:34:17 vulpesnm (1:6) i grabbed my car keys... I grabbed my phone and set off out of the door
June 2, 14:35:16 vulpesnm (1:6) so i now had a choice... go get my car or go get a handle for the door
June 2, 14:36:03 vulpesnm (1:6) i chose the handle for the door as the car was bloody miles away and no busesor train went there however i could get a train
June 2, 14:36:08 vulpesnm (1:6) and then a bus to B&Q
June 2, 14:36:34 vulpesnm (1:6) so i set of on my 1 mile walk to the train stationalong the way
June 2, 14:36:58 vulpesnm (1:6) i thought wouldnt itbe nice if i had a device that if i had brought a flask of tea
June 2, 14:37:03 vulpesnm (1:6) could cool it down for me
June 2, 14:37:24 vulpesnm (1:6) this is when i re invented the firdge original.... for the second time
June 2, 14:37:58 vulpesnm (1:6) oncei got to the train station i proceeded to look at the timetable
June 2, 14:38:22 vulpesnm (1:6) after looking at it for a while and just getting confused i decided to just get on the next train
June 2, 14:38:49 vulpesnm (1:6) so an hour later a train pulled up... i happily jumped onto the train
June 2, 14:39:25 vulpesnm (1:6) getting lots of weird looks as it came out as more of a giddy school girl skip/prance onto the train
June 2, 14:40:01 vulpesnm (1:6) theni took my seat
June 2, 14:40:10 vulpesnm (1:6) my very own seat
June 2, 14:40:34 vulpesnm (1:6) i didnt share it with anyone for the whole journey
June 2, 14:40:57 vulpesnm (1:6) even though there was nobody hsaring a seat in the carriage
June 2, 14:41:08 vulpesnm (1:6) i wasstill happy about this
June 2, 14:41:26 vulpesnm (1:6) the conducted then walked down the train asking for tickets
June 2, 14:41:47 vulpesnm (1:6) thisis when i considered had i brought my wallet
June 2, 14:41:53 vulpesnm (1:6) noi had not
June 2, 14:42:09 vulpesnm (1:6) not only could i not buy a ticket but i was on my way to a shop to buy things
June 2, 14:42:37 vulpesnm (1:6) so i looked at the conducted and in a split second decided what to do
June 2, 14:42:41 vulpesnm (1:6) dribble
June 2, 14:43:01 vulpesnm (1:6) imnot sure this was a conscious decision but it worked
June 2, 14:43:20 vulpesnm (1:6) the conducted carried on walking after looking at me for a few seconds
June 2, 14:43:57 vulpesnm (1:6) so i thought success... then i remembered why i was happy i didnt have to buy a ticket
June 2, 14:44:00 vulpesnm (1:6) no wallet
June 2, 14:44:21 campier (1:12) wallet?
June 2, 14:44:25 campier (1:12) conducted?
June 2, 14:44:36 campier (1:12) Success??
June 2, 14:44:37 vulpesnm (1:6) so i got off at the next station thinking i could do the same trick to get back to where i had started
June 2, 14:44:43 campier (1:12) explosions?
June 2, 14:45:18 vulpesnm (1:6) then i realised i had got on the wrong train alltogether and the stop i had infact got off was the end of the line
June 2, 14:45:50 vulpesnm (1:6) so now i had another choice... get back on the same train and dribble or pretend like this was the stop i was meant to be at
June 2, 14:46:20 vulpesnm (1:6) so like any normal person would... i got back on the train and started to dribble again
June 2, 14:46:40 vulpesnm (1:6) this however backfired
June 2, 14:47:04 vulpesnm (1:6) the conductor was now worried if i was okay
June 2, 14:47:31 vulpesnm (1:6) so he came and talked to me whilst i was in my seat asking things like where i was going and was i okay
June 2, 14:47:47 vulpesnm (1:6) i then thought... DO BAIL
June 2, 14:47:51 vulpesnm (1:6) so i ran
June 2, 14:48:05 vulpesnm (1:6) and i just kept on running
June 2, 14:48:10 vulpesnm (1:6) and running
June 2, 14:48:17 vulpesnm (1:6) and running
June 2, 14:48:38 vulpesnm (1:6) then i bumped into my car...
June 2, 14:48:42 vulpesnm (1:6) how random
June 2, 14:48:42 Leannan (1:9) vulp please stop.
June 2, 14:49:20 vulpesnm (1:6) so i go into my car and put the keys in the ignition
June 2, 14:49:58 vulpesnm (1:6) nothing happend... then i remembered why i had left my car at the pub... it had run out of petrol
June 2, 14:50:27 vulpesnm (1:6) so with no wallet and miles away from home how was i going to get petrol?
June 2, 14:50:57 vulpesnm (1:6) i called the RAC and they fixed everything then i drove home and decided the handle wasnot meant to be
June 2, 14:51:22 vulpesnm (1:6) the handle story will once again have to come another time
June 2, 14:59:21 vulpesnm (1:6) tea breakover
June 2, 15:00:09 vulpesnm (1:6) i willnowtell the story of the RAC man to give you all a break from my broken handle story
June 2, 15:00:57 vulpesnm (1:6) firstly i had to find the corect numberto call
June 2, 15:01:11 vulpesnm (1:6) this came with several problmes
June 2, 15:01:29 vulpesnm (1:6) 1) what was the number
June 2, 15:01:45 vulpesnm (1:6) 2) once i had the number what would i say to them
June 2, 15:02:00 vulpesnm (1:6) 3) does the RAC do things like this
June 2, 15:02:25 vulpesnm (1:6) well the first problme was solved pretty quickly since it turns ou the number was in my glove box
June 2, 15:02:48 vulpesnm (1:6) thesecond problmealso wasn't to hard... i simple said i had run outof petrol
June 2, 15:03:12 vulpesnm (1:6) i then found out the answr to my third problem... yes they do help with thiskind of issue
June 2, 15:03:48 vulpesnm (1:6) butiquickly realised there was a fourth problom
June 2, 15:03:57 vulpesnm (1:6) i was not a member of the RAC
June 2, 15:04:32 vulpesnm (1:6) but it turns outthey will show up anyway and just charge you loads for it
June 2, 15:05:26 vulpesnm (1:6) so i agreed to this on the understanding they would not ask for money until a few days later
June 2, 15:06:07 vulpesnm (1:6) so the man showed up... 5 secondslater he said the problme was fixed and all heneeded form mewas a few signatures and proof of
June 2, 15:06:14 vulpesnm (1:6) where i lived so they could send me the bill
June 2, 15:06:45 vulpesnm (1:6) now my issue was that all my proof was at home or in my wallet
June 2, 15:07:07 vulpesnm (1:6) so i tried to explain this to the man at which point he started to dribble
June 2, 15:07:44 vulpesnm (1:6) after several minutes of this we came to a solution...
June 2, 15:08:28 vulpesnm (1:6) he would give me a lift tomy house to pick up my wallet so i could prove where i lived
June 2, 15:08:52 vulpesnm (1:6) this all went smoothly and as was very thankful to the man as he left
June 2, 15:09:31 vulpesnm (1:6) i then realised i was now back at exactly where i had started without my car and no dorr handle at home
June 2, 15:09:58 vulpesnm (1:6) but now i had a bill for the RAC
June 2, 15:10:26 vulpesnm (1:6) this is when i decided that i had done what i had set out to do for that day and done something
June 2, 15:10:37 vulpesnm (1:6) i had now got petrol in my car
June 2, 15:11:00 vulpesnm (1:6) so i happily got back into bed and went on starkingdoms
June 2, 15:11:22 vulpesnm (1:6) FINGERS HURT BREAK !!!
You are currently banned from this chat room.
Because no one talks in there alliance
That's the most activity they've seen in alliance chat
It's normally 6 lines long per day
People maybe got scared at the thought of activity
I wouldn't worry
But you are a troll
Give me some of what you're using please.
June 2, 15:39:55 Jamragia (2:3) This is Uni Chat lol
June 2, 15:43:15 vulpesnm (1:6) well where else should i talk... im banned form alliance chat
June 2, 15:43:33 vulpesnm (1:6) atleast i cant be banned from here
June 2, 15:44:06 Jamragia (2:3) which All ?
June 2, 15:44:29 vulpesnm (1:6) so i will carry my story on in the uni chat to avoid annoying my leadership further
June 2, 15:44:56 Kano (1:15) spam the uni chat yeah
June 2, 15:45:28 Jamragia (2:3) Ive been banned several times for running Kts better than the leadership...
June 2, 15:45:53 vulpesnm (1:6) well firstly i would like to point out my earlier stories are available in the pfs for anyone who would like to catch up
June 2, 15:47:37 vulpesnm (1:6) now for the third installment of the broken handle
June 2, 15:48:25 vulpesnm (1:6) I had fallen asleep whilst reading a post viva made on the pfs
June 2, 15:48:31 vulpesnm (1:6) this lead to a horrible nights sleep
June 2, 15:49:00 vulpesnm (1:6) i did not have many dreams that night
June 2, 15:49:33 vulpesnm (1:6) but for some reason the few i did have were of me reading things on the pfs...
June 2, 15:50:06 vulpesnm (1:6) so ont he borderline of night and early morning i awoke with terrible thoughts
June 2, 15:50:42 vulpesnm (1:6) i for a few seconds believed i had been possessed by the devil
June 2, 15:51:25 vulpesnm (1:6) this, once i had fully woken up, motivatedme once again to do something that didn't involve reading other peoples meaningless
June 2, 15:51:27 vulpesnm (1:6) posts on a forum
June 2, 15:51:45 vulpesnm (1:6) so i had a think for a few seconds
June 2, 15:51:56 vulpesnm (1:6) what was it i was doing the day before
June 2, 15:52:15 vulpesnm (1:6) then i remembered something about my wallet
June 2, 15:52:27 vulpesnm (1:6) so i decided it wasprobably best to make sure i had it
June 2, 15:52:47 Jamragia (2:3) so spamming was the reason . Can I not ban you too ?
June 2, 15:52:56 vulpesnm (1:6) once finding my wallet i then proceeded to remeber the entire of the day befores adventures
June 2, 15:53:22 vulpesnm (1:6) shut up and listen to my story
June 2, 15:54:08 vulpesnm (1:6) so now i had a plan... to try and achieve what i had set out to do the day before
June 2, 15:54:29 vulpesnm (1:6) go to B&Q and buy a handle
June 2, 15:54:53 vulpesnm (1:6) makeing sure i still had my wallet i left the house
June 2, 15:55:34 vulpesnm (1:6) once again i hadnt thought this through... was i going to go get my car or get the handle....
June 2, 15:55:59 vulpesnm (1:6) i made up my mind... i would stick with the plan i had already made
June 2, 15:56:11 vulpesnm (1:6) so i headed to the train station again...
June 2, 15:56:17 vulpesnm (1:6) looked at the timetable again
June 2, 15:56:33 vulpesnm (1:6) gave up looking at the timetable once more
June 2, 15:57:08 vulpesnm (1:6) and proceeded to wait on the other platform to last time as i deduced that if i had gone the wrongwas last time...
June 2, 15:57:16 vulpesnm (1:6) the opposite way must be the right way
June 2, 15:59:56 vulpesnm (1:6) i got distracted because i got unbanned from ac...
June 2, 16:02:41 Jamragia (2:3) Who's the incompetent that would unban you ?
June 2, 16:03:08 vulpesnm (1:6) why you want to hear the rest of my story?
June 2, 16:03:18 vulpesnm (1:6) there are 12 volumes
June 2, 16:03:33 Jamragia (2:3) Not really there would be that downside
June 2, 16:03:53 vulpesnm (1:6) and i haven't even done the sequel yet
June 2, 16:04:34 vulpesnm (1:6) i think i'll call my second story the garage handle
June 2, 16:04:34 Jamragia (2:3) I just hope you're not David webber
June 2, 16:07:13 vulpesnm (1:6) anyway where wa i in my story?
June 2, 16:07:59 vulpesnm (1:6) stupid thing logged me out
June 2, 16:08:11 vulpesnm (1:6) gona have to retype my sentence now
June 2, 16:09:01 vulpesnm (1:6) so i was on the train and had managed to get onto it without people looking at me this time... i was stealthy
June 2, 16:09:18 vulpesnm (1:6) it also helped there wasnobody else actually on the train
June 2, 16:09:44 vulpesnm (1:6) to i sat in my seat... the same position as the day before
June 2, 16:10:17 vulpesnm (1:6) and once again the ticket conductor man came walking down the isle
June 2, 16:10:38 vulpesnm (1:6) it just so happened to be the same conductor i had dribbled at and run away from the day before
June 2, 16:10:50 vulpesnm (1:6) but this time i was ready... i had my wallet
June 2, 16:11:24 vulpesnm (1:6) but as the conductor got closer i opened my wallet to find it was empty
June 2, 16:12:01 vulpesnm (1:6) with only a second left until the conductor would ask for my ticket i panicked... again
June 2, 16:12:17 vulpesnm (1:6) and once again started to dribble...
June 2, 16:12:46 vulpesnm (1:6) and once again the dibble saved me... he just carried on walking
June 2, 16:13:32 vulpesnm (1:6) now happy i had managed to get away with getting on a train and not paying two days in a row
June 2, 16:13:53 vulpesnm (1:6) i turned back to why i had set off on the train... then i remembered
June 2, 16:13:57 vulpesnm (1:6) B&Q
June 2, 16:14:47 vulpesnm (1:6) but now i had the same problemastheday before... so i got off the train again and decided to just walk back to my house 4 miles
June 2, 16:15:15 vulpesnm (1:6) this involved crossing two rivers... a shopping centre
June 2, 16:15:23 vulpesnm (1:6) two parks
June 2, 16:15:41 vulpesnm (1:6) and what my mum always told me was where the bad people lived
June 2, 16:15:52 vulpesnm (1:6) the gypo camp
June 2, 16:16:40 vulpesnm (1:6) TOILET BREAK !!!