I need a new New Yorker/ Canadian Issue Resolved

TMonsta

My old Canadian started reading Twilight, so I disowned him. Apply below Canadians.

- Canadian position filled by old Canadian

I can has new New Yorker?

Flazer

he was the last canadian to read twilight

TMonsta

I hope so, I just need a non Twilight reading Canadian.

Narshe

What does the job entail?

smithsk16

you dick

TMonsta

Be like Smith, only not with the Twilightiness.

smithsk16

pft i'll always be your Canadian and you know it

*isn't phased*

TMonsta

That's because I'm not a Trekkie, I don't use phasers.

Easter Bunny

Can I just keep being your michigander?

smithsk16

phlazers

TMonsta

Yes Newb, although if you move to New York I need a new New Yorker. After talking with my Old/New Canadian I realized that my New Yorker was the one that's way out there and needs to be changed.

Azalieo

is your new yorker a new person from york, or an old person from new york *confused*

TMonsta

An old person from New York, I'll accept a chap from York for my Yorker.

Rohan Castle

Ew, the fact you'd want anything from New yo...

Oops

cumgitsum

I'm out of gainful employment... will your organisation be expanding to include an Aussie?
Btw.. it doesn't have to gainful, just want resume` filler.

TMonsta

Well, I had an Aussie but Jim3Doors hasn't been seen in a while, I'll give him a few more months to appear before I replace him.

smithsk16

bahahaha I AM THE TRUE POOPDECK JIM!

PeeEyeEee

Someone's lying...

Canadians cant fucking read.

cumgitsum

they can read canadian

PeeEyeEee

Canadian is as real of a language as Australia is a country...

Damdred

Canadian is as real of a language as Australia is a country...

that was low

Shiny Money

LOL

Also, DON'T HATE THE OLD NEW YORKER! You don't need a new one. ._.

Azalieo

Canadian is as real of a language as Australia is a country...

shots fired

WallsOfFire

what is twilight?

Damdred

its a pg sex novel without any sex

Zeality

Rank1 canadian. Not for sale.

TMonsta

Walls is hired for my where ever he is from person.

OnlyInDreams

I'm Canadian, and I worked on the twilight series. I worked on Eclipse and New Moon.

WallsOfFire

i'm from canada.

Damdred

walls is fake canada

TMonsta

Walls is my fake Canadian!