The triple whammy. I lived with co-workers while out of town for a few months... came home from my days off to find: empty toilet paper roll, overflowing garbage in the kitchen and a huge pile of dishes in the sink.
The triple whammy. I lived with co-workers while out of town for a few months... came home from my days off to find: empty toilet paper roll, overflowing garbage in the kitchen and a huge pile of dishes in the sink.
12 rolls a week sumtimes n they never put new one on holder. I dont know if they crap that much or what but damn give me a break. N dishes not unheard of to do 3 washes a day. N every mon n thurs 4 heapin bags of trash. I dont know how kids produce so much trash n waste its amazing. O n try food costs of 700 dollars plus a month. They eat u outta house n home. N all u do is loose more hair n ask why u even didnt pull out.
Remember fellas wrap it or pull out. Or be stuck broke with kids rest of ur life.
12 rolls a week sumtimes n they never put new one on holder. I dont know if they crap that much or what but damn give me a break. N dishes not unheard of to do 3 washes a day. N every mon n thurs 4 heapin bags of trash. I dont know how kids produce so much trash n waste its amazing. O n try food costs of 700 dollars plus a month. They eat u outta house n home. N all u do is loose more hair n ask why u even didnt pull out.
Remember fellas wrap it or pull out. Or be stuck broke with kids rest of ur life.
12 rolls a week sumtimes n they never put new one on holder. I dont know if they crap that much or what but damn give me a break. N dishes not unheard of to do 3 washes a day. N every mon n thurs 4 heapin bags of trash. I dont know how kids produce so much trash n waste its amazing. O n try food costs of 700 dollars plus a month. They eat u outta house n home. N all u do is loose more hair n ask why u even didnt pull out.
Remember fellas wrap it or pull out. Or be stuck broke with kids rest of ur life.
All true- tho I wouldn't trade my kids for anything.
12 rolls a week sumtimes n they never put new one on holder. I dont know if they crap that much or what but damn give me a break. N dishes not unheard of to do 3 washes a day. N every mon n thurs 4 heapin bags of trash. I dont know how kids produce so much trash n waste its amazing. O n try food costs of 700 dollars plus a month. They eat u outta house n home. N all u do is loose more hair n ask why u even didnt pull out.
Remember fellas wrap it or pull out. Or be stuck broke with kids rest of ur life.
It cant be all bad, can it?
It has its great moments yes. But its hard work. Rather be single whole life with no kids n money to burn.
Let me put it in perpective for u. I have a friend who owns a tobacco shop n so does his brother but his brother is married. Single brother - owns 3 houses, a dodge viper, 3 trucks, 4 motor cycles two jet skies a speed boat n money to burn. Married brother - home with mortgage 2 kids one mini van n one truck n in bebt up to his eyeballs n credit cards n college funds.
12 rolls a week sumtimes n they never put new one on holder. I dont know if they crap that much or what but damn give me a break. N dishes not unheard of to do 3 washes a day. N every mon n thurs 4 heapin bags of trash. I dont know how kids produce so much trash n waste its amazing. O n try food costs of 700 dollars plus a month. They eat u outta house n home. N all u do is loose more hair n ask why u even didnt pull out.
Remember fellas wrap it or pull out. Or be stuck broke with kids rest of ur life.
It cant be all bad, can it?
It has its great moments yes. But its hard work. Rather be single whole life with no kids n money to burn.
Let me put it in perpective for u. I have a friend who owns a tobacco shop n so does his brother but his brother is married. Single brother - owns 3 houses, a dodge viper, 3 trucks, 4 motor cycles two jet skies a speed boat n money to burn. Married brother - home with mortgage 2 kids one mini van n one truck n in bebt up to his eyeballs n credit cards n college funds.
Yeah, i have the perspective. In the end you have something to look back to, you dont want to look back to all the stuff you could have... Stuff really doesnt matter all that much you know...
12 rolls a week sumtimes n they never put new one on holder. I dont know if they crap that much or what but damn give me a break. N dishes not unheard of to do 3 washes a day. N every mon n thurs 4 heapin bags of trash. I dont know how kids produce so much trash n waste its amazing. O n try food costs of 700 dollars plus a month. They eat u outta house n home. N all u do is loose more hair n ask why u even didnt pull out.
Remember fellas wrap it or pull out. Or be stuck broke with kids rest of ur life.
It cant be all bad, can it?
It has its great moments yes. But its hard work. Rather be single whole life with no kids n money to burn.
Let me put it in perpective for u. I have a friend who owns a tobacco shop n so does his brother but his brother is married. Single brother - owns 3 houses, a dodge viper, 3 trucks, 4 motor cycles two jet skies a speed boat n money to burn. Married brother - home with mortgage 2 kids one mini van n one truck n in bebt up to his eyeballs n credit cards n college funds.
Yeah, i have the perspective. In the end you have something to look back to, you dont want to look back to all the stuff you could have... Stuff really doesnt matter all that much you know...
I agree. I made my choice of the joys n pitfalls family life brings. Lol
RICO! I waited till 3AM to drive and filled my car up with gas and I got a whole 15 minutes away from my house when my car decided it didn't want to go anymore. So in the middle of the night I was calling tow trucks and a ride home. Good times. I got to make my trip a few days later than expected.
I hate those moments when you have so much trouble killing that one newbie while playing a game online (CS as I just was). You're killing people like a boss but there's always that one guy - that one guy - who doesn't know what he's doing, keeps shooting his own team, never listens and can't shoot straight, yet no matter how many times you try and kill him, he doesn't god damn die but has no problem killing you 10 times in a row. Argh.
Prime heres something funny to do, squirt some ketchup on him, and start shouting at him that hes been stabbed and to stay calm watch the hilarity ensue.
When you go fishing and have a fish on your line, either it snaps or you reel the fish up to your boat/ jetty and it come off the hook just before you can grab it... Sad face
I shovel all the snow off and make a perfect pathway and then an hour later a combination of wind and heavy snow makes it look like I never even touched my shovel!
I hate when I fall asleep on my back and my balls drape over my asshole, its just so uncomfortable
But its ok if WE fall asleep with my balls draped over your asshole... you call it "Spooning"
Does ur ole lady n kids know about ur late night Spoonings with Rohan. Or do i need to spoon ur ole lady again n let her know u ungreatful ginger. Btw how is ur wife n my kids PIE!
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Remember fellas wrap it or pull out. Or be stuck broke with kids rest of ur life.
All true- tho I wouldn't trade my kids for anything.
Let me put it in perpective for u. I have a friend who owns a tobacco shop n so does his brother but his brother is married. Single brother - owns 3 houses, a dodge viper, 3 trucks, 4 motor cycles two jet skies a speed boat n money to burn. Married brother - home with mortgage 2 kids one mini van n one truck n in bebt up to his eyeballs n credit cards n college funds.
Or when your just getting ready to have sex when your baby starts crying and she has priority over your GFs boobs!
Or when you just fill your gas tank and your car breaks down!
All happened in 12 hours while away from home this weekend, true story.
*they are in*
*no changes have been made*
*their name is Viva*
i hate building a good kingdom and getting it hit for the first time...depressing!
Might just go and piss on his head
hit that fool in the face with some flour!