Is LV-426 still alive? We teased the pis out of that poor kid, but I hope he grew up to be a big strong internet bully like the rest of us, and is better for it.
He disappeared about 5(?) years ago when he went to university. Haven't ever heard from him since. That was about the time the last IRC channel finally rolled over a died too, I think.
Tanker snuffed him out never piss off the carnies. In LV's case he pissed off the guy writing checks to the freak show. One night he was walking home from graduation when five trapese artists somer saulted down the street, clowns on bicycles with tigers and bears formed a circle trapping him, highwire guys rapelled from the lamp posts, midgets appeared, then the bearded lady challenged him. He was choked out while Tanker was screaming he ran bartertown and welcome to thunder dome. It was fucking brutal so the media wouldn't even report on it. It's the seedy side of carnivals that nobody wants to talk about. Some say LV is disfigured and now part of the circus, others say he swallows Tankers sword ever night, and I heard Tanker has his bones in a trunk claiming it is a former saint.
Nah, he was the kid in that move The Ring, where he draws circles over and over again and bitches falling down wells an shit. Yeah, that was him alright.
I often drew large stick figure battles in grade school. No doubt I'd go to jail for it these days. When I graduated high school my guidance counselor returned an entire drawer of weapons that she held for me. At the time I had a fetish for small Chinese weapons.I tear gassed a senior on my first day. Had to let people know I aint gonna take any shit. I have no doubt these days I'd never have graduated and had lawsuits from over a dozen assaults I committed there. Every single one was self defense though I have never started a fight unless you include ignoring warnings not to touch my girlfriend at a party. That's why she saved them and didn't ban me. Despite high grades I repeated senior year twice and finished in summer school all due to fighting. My neighborhood was pure shit I did what I had to do. In retrospect I could have been a sissy and taken the abuse for being small but something inside me rejects that option. I am pretty sure it is because my stepfatherbeat me a lot leading up to that and demanded that I fight back from a young age. He stopped hitting me in sixth grade when I dropped him. I moved to live with father who tried to patch me up so I did not become a criminal. God bless him.
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