This is where a real man, one who has had sex at least 5 times before (I got proof of those 5 lol), needs to step in and tell you how it is.
After 2 1/2 hrs of sex, you aint fucking in the morning unless you can convince her to let you stick it in her ass. That pussy is going to be too sore for her to let you stick a god damn thing in it. If its not... you gotta ask yoursrlf why it isnt. Only 2 reasons why that pussy wouldnt be sore as fuck... A) You didnt fuck it right. Your dick is too small to bang the sides.
Jerk on her ass and hope for the best.
REPORT:
Passed out. Woke up. Got lunch. Got quickie sex after lunch. Wife is now sleeping.
Life is good, lol )
So...
Option A or B?
Ok, well I wasn't going to respond because 1) I figured you were just trolling and 2) my answer would dwell into the category of TMI.
But since we've managed to go well into the TMI area long ago... Here goes...
This isn't the first time I've gone forever without finishing the job (I'm a borderline functional alcaholic with an above average sized cock). Over the years, I've refined my technique for the sake of my wife's vagina.
Basically, I don't just pound on it. I'm careful not to flex the muscles in my dick, and I take the straightest angle possible taking firm deep thrusts to give her the maximum clitoral stimulation possible.
Believe me there is nothing more frustrating for her or I, than her having to quit because of a sore cooch.
There seems to be a trend shaping that should be put to death.
We don't care about your "above average cock"... The average cock is in the ballpark of 5 inches... You aren't that impressive... How many other people here have an above average cock? 8-| Why are you telling a bunch of dudes about your above average cock?
How gay is this thread tho? Bunch of guys comparing the size of their dicks, as though any one cares.
This thread has become a metaphor for the pfs. Pick your thread Zeal. Players comparing kingdom building skill, or comparing ACTUAL dick size. Same thing, imo.
How gay is this thread tho? Bunch of guys comparing the size of their dicks, as though any one cares.
This thread has become a metaphor for the pfs. Pick your thread Zeal. Players comparing kingdom building skill, or comparing ACTUAL dick size. Same thing, imo.
Watching that choo choo thread is comparable to seeing dudes competing who can masturbate for longer....
How gay is this thread tho? Bunch of guys comparing the size of their dicks, as though any one cares.
This thread has become a metaphor for the pfs. Pick your thread Zeal. Players comparing kingdom building skill, or comparing ACTUAL dick size. Same thing, imo.
I think both are equally gay to be entirely honest...
This is where a real man, one who has had sex at least 5 times before (I got proof of those 5 lol), needs to step in and tell you how it is.
After 2 1/2 hrs of sex, you aint fucking in the morning unless you can convince her to let you stick it in her ass. That pussy is going to be too sore for her to let you stick a god damn thing in it. If its not... you gotta ask yoursrlf why it isnt. Only 2 reasons why that pussy wouldnt be sore as fuck... A) You didnt fuck it right. Your dick is too small to bang the sides.
Jerk on her ass and hope for the best.
I can confirm pie has probably had sex at least 5 times by the content of this post.
Lol ok well I stopped reading after this point but lmfao at Pies post... I never had a whiskey experience where I couldn't get it up... If i got a naked bitch in front of me it's on!!! Sooo not too sure about the ED post...
You know zeal, i just actually woke up and the first thing i was curious about was what size of penis do the skpf guys have. Glad I know now, i can go back to sleep
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But since we've managed to go well into the TMI area long ago... Here goes...
This isn't the first time I've gone forever without finishing the job (I'm a borderline functional alcaholic with an above average sized cock). Over the years, I've refined my technique for the sake of my wife's vagina.
Basically, I don't just pound on it. I'm careful not to flex the muscles in my dick, and I take the straightest angle possible taking firm deep thrusts to give her the maximum clitoral stimulation possible.
Believe me there is nothing more frustrating for her or I, than her having to quit because of a sore cooch.
We don't care about your "above average cock"...
The average cock is in the ballpark of 5 inches...
You aren't that impressive...
How many other people here have an above average cock? 8-|
Why are you telling a bunch of dudes about your above average cock?
Ask a 12yo boy if he's bothered with his size...then ask a 12yo girl if she thinks about it...
oh and fyi my cock is average length with foreskin still attached
come at me amerifags. my orgasms are 1000x better than yours.
Aint sharing though