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Whisky Dick

KabeerKabeer
edited February 2014 in General
After bar close. Fukd for for 2 1/2 hours. Can't finish.

Wait til morning?

Or jerk off on her butt while she's sleeping?

Discuss..
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  • KabeerKabeer
    Awaiting advice virgins....

    (Seriously throw me a bone here)
  • nimrodnimrod
    cant give advice without pictures
  • GhostedGhosted
    I've always done the classy thing and did the ass jerk AND bang her in the morning
  • GhostedGhosted
    Whiskey dick can be the worse but it's also stopped me from putting it in places I would of regretted. Whiskey, the ultimate bro.
  • DarubianDarubian
    Fact: itt Kabeer admits he thinks of us when fornicating.
  • PeeEyeEeePeeEyeEee
    This is where a real man, one who has had sex at least 5 times before (I got proof of those 5 lol), needs to step in and tell you how it is.

    After 2 1/2 hrs of sex, you aint fucking in the morning unless you can convince her to let you stick it in her ass. That pussy is going to be too sore for her to let you stick a god damn thing in it. If its not... you gotta ask yoursrlf why it isnt.
    Only 2 reasons why that pussy wouldnt be sore as fuck...
    A) You didnt fuck it right.
    B) Your dick is too small to bang the sides.

    Jerk on her ass and hope for the best.
  • UnreliableUnreliable
    Face fk her while she sleeps until you finish or she bites your thingy off
  • OsirisOsiris
    Tits or gtfo...
  • UnreliableUnreliable
    After bar close. Fukd for for 2 1/2 hours. Can't finish.

    Wait til morning?

    Or jerk off on her butt while she's sleeping?

    Discuss..
    Kill her, steal belongings, start serial killing business
  • PeeEyeEeePeeEyeEee
    After bar close. Fukd for for 2 1/2 hours. Can't finish.

    Wait til morning?

    Or jerk off on her butt while she's sleeping?

    Discuss..
    Kill her, steal belongings, start serial killing business
    Face fk her while she sleeps until you finish or she bites your thingy off
    Can definately tell the Virgin in the thread...
  • DarubianDarubian
    Pie won.
  • FLAMESFLAMES
    Seriously reading this?
  • ArsonArson
    edited February 2014
    After bar close. Fukd for for 2 1/2 hours. Can't finish.

    Wait til morning?

    Or jerk off on her butt while she's sleeping?

    Discuss..
    I think you're the only virgin here. Plus whiskey dick is when you can't get it up due to much whiskey, not getting off. You're just gay.

    Also, How big is she?
  • KabeerKabeer
    REPORT:

    Passed out. Woke up. Got lunch. Got quickie sex after lunch. Wife is now sleeping.

    Life is good, lol :))

  • ArsonArson
    edited February 2014
    I've always done the classy thing and did the ass jerk AND bang her in the morning
    lol wtf vilt, this is not classy

    .
    Whiskey dick can be the worse but it's also stopped me from putting it in places I would of regretted. Whiskey, the ultimate bro.
    Truth, this is. Whiskey has saved me on at least one occasion.
    REPORT:

    Passed out. Woke up. Got lunch. Got quickie sex after lunch. Wife is now sleeping.

    Life is good, lol :))

    Nobody cares.
  • KabeerKabeer
    After bar close. Fukd for for 2 1/2 hours. Can't finish.

    Wait til morning?

    Or jerk off on her butt while she's sleeping?

    Discuss..
    Plus whiskey dick is when you can't get it up due to much whiskey, not getting off. You're just gay.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Whiskey Dick&defid=3967705

    Not true.
  • ArsonArson
    edited February 2014


    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Whiskey Dick&defid=3967705

    Not true.
    :1 - A gentleman has too much to drink and has trouble getting an erection at the lady's request and instead just falls asleep.


    goodjob, you fail again. just shoot yourself in the dick please. We don't need your offspring spreading misinformation in the future.
  • AzalieoAzalieo
    Arson is just jealous because his natural state is not being able to get an erection
  • ArsonArson
    edited February 2014
    quite the opposite, my dick has a killswitch and her name is jack daniels.
  • UnreliableUnreliable
    edited February 2014
    quite the opposite, my dick has a killswitch and her name is jack daniels.
    So, a 3some sausagefest
  • ArsonArson
    quite the opposite, my dick has a killswitch and her name is jack daniels.
    So, a 3some sausagefest
    Are you 12? Its whiskey..
  • PeeEyeEeePeeEyeEee
    This is where a real man, one who has had sex at least 5 times before (I got proof of those 5 lol), needs to step in and tell you how it is.

    After 2 1/2 hrs of sex, you aint fucking in the morning unless you can convince her to let you stick it in her ass. That pussy is going to be too sore for her to let you stick a god damn thing in it. If its not... you gotta ask yoursrlf why it isnt.
    Only 2 reasons why that pussy wouldnt be sore as fuck...
    A) You didnt fuck it right.
    B) Your dick is too small to bang the sides.

    Jerk on her ass and hope for the best.
    REPORT:

    Passed out. Woke up. Got lunch. Got quickie sex after lunch. Wife is now sleeping.

    Life is good, lol :))

    So...

    Option A or B?
  • UnreliableUnreliable
    quite the opposite, my dick has a killswitch and her name is jack daniels.
    So, a 3some sausagefest
    Are you 12? Its whiskey..
    Sorry, topic title confused me...thought whisky was cat food
  • Easter BunnyEaster Bunny
    You tell him you love him, but you aren't in love with him.
  • PeeEyeEeePeeEyeEee
    You tell him you love him, but you aren't in love with him.
    And from way out in left field...!
  • GhostedGhosted
    I've always done the classy thing and did the ass jerk AND bang her in the morning
    lol wtf vilt, this is not classy

    .
    Whiskey dick can be the worse but it's also stopped me from putting it in places I would of regretted. Whiskey, the ultimate bro.
    Truth, this is. Whiskey has saved me on at least one occasion.
    REPORT:

    Passed out. Woke up. Got lunch. Got quickie sex after lunch. Wife is now sleeping.

    Life is good, lol :))

    Nobody cares.
    Don't judge me.
  • PeeEyeEeePeeEyeEee
    @Ghosted
  • TyrsisTyrsis
    It happens. No big deal if you can get morning sex, just quick sex.
  • Easter BunnyEaster Bunny
    You tell him you love him, but you aren't in love with him.
    And from way out in left field...!
    I just start9'd this bitch.

  • PeeEyeEeePeeEyeEee
    You tell him you love him, but you aren't in love with him.
    And from way out in left field...!
    I just start9'd this bitch.

    So does that mean you got him drunk... or are you the recipient of the 2 1/2hr fuck?
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