I'm doing secret santa at my work too, but I out the cap at $30 so people could get things like a fleshlight. Because I'm a good responsible considerate boss.
Secret Santa is always the best cause you get that 1 awkward guy who buys something totally inappropriate for a woman, and she doesn't appreciate it... makes me laugh every time.
Girl opens box, oh look... lingerie... why's that fat guy from IT staring me? OH GOD
I've got one of those guys who works for me, his names Gary, I call him Gary Beucy because I think he was in a car accident while he was younger an fubard his face up. He hits on my girl employees and nooobody likes it lol
Late 30's, nerdy, married man and... fuck fleshlight. By the time you get this far in life... you knows how to stroke it better than some magic pocket pussy.
Get his ass a pair of slippers... cause you know his wife wont let him wear shoes in the house.
I've got one of those guys who works for me, his names Gary, I call him Gary Beucy because I think he was in a car accident while he was younger an fubard his face up. He hits on my girl employees and nooobody likes it lol
Late 30's, nerdy, married man and... fuck fleshlight. By the time you get this far in life... you knows how to stroke it better than some magic pocket pussy.
Get his ass a pair of slippers... cause you know his wife wont let him wear shoes in the house.
whats the weather like in your neck of the woods Sped? maybe get him a shirt for his most hated sports team. as per example, one would get me a Patriots or Chargers shirt. everyone needs a shirt to wear on laundry day!
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Girl opens box, oh look... lingerie... why's that fat guy from IT staring me? OH GOD
Get his ass a pair of slippers... cause you know his wife wont let him wear shoes in the house.
best use of fubard ever