Doles Self Indulgent Rambling Thread

WickedTruth

It doesn't take a whole day for you to get out of Texas going East Rohan. It only takes you 2-3 hours to get to lake Charles LA and If I had to guess it probably would take you 7-8 hours to get to Mississippi. It would take you longer to drive to the other side of Texas than to go visit Dole.

KMercer

It doesn't take a whole day for you to get out of Texas going East Rohan. It only takes you 2-3 hours to get to lake Charles LA and If I had to guess it probably would take you 7-8 hours to get to Mississippi. It would take you longer to drive to the other side of Texas than to go visit Dole.

Not when you are riding a bicycle

Azalieo

I don't get why people love Texas so much. My battle tells me that Austin is great and so is huston, but El paso was garbage, pure garbage.

Rohan Castle

Nah going to louisianna is a 2 and a half hour trip if you don't speed. Going to colorado is an 8 hour trip, el paso, that's a loooong drive

WickedTruth

Screw Austin, damn hippy city. That's where all the hippies from Cali that already screwed up their own state's economy move to try to effect the same changes in Texas.

WickedTruth

El Paso is a very poor representation of Texas btw. Being in El Paso is like being in Mexico.

Darubian

TMonsta

Going to Dallas is only about a 6 and a half hour trip from where I live.

TMonsta

Bill Nye was one of the early waves of Ultimate Frisbee players... AWESOME!

TMonsta

Also, I have now added Nashville to southern US cities that I have visited. I did enjoy Nashville but we just missed out on some ball room dancing as we didn't find out about it until it was 10 minutes from closing. Oh well.

Azalieo

Knoxville> Nashville

Imho

TMonsta

Hadn't been to Knoxville yet. I've visited New Orleans, Memphis, Atlanta, Orlando, Dallas, Baton Rouge, and now Nashville. (Several other smaller cities that I don't count in my list of southern cities.)

FLAMES

Why do people live in Texas? Doesn't have the worst daughts ever, every year?

TMonsta

No state income tax.

Besides Dallas was a pretty sweet place.

FLAMES

Droughts fucjig phoen, I hear there are some hotties there and I need to visit

TMonsta

I have to say that Texas A&M under Kevin Sumlin with Kenny Hill as QB looks like a better version of his Houston offense. That's what I was expecting when he was first hired.

TMonsta

If people are interested in my world view for whatever reason these two videos are how I think.

Rohan Castle

Dole, I want to troll you... so.bad.

But its like trolling my grandma, I jus can't do it

#Respect

TMonsta

Sounds like you have an awesome Grandma.

TMonsta

I am disappointed in our food sayings. "It's all gravy." "Cool Beans!"
I am not a fan of gravy and I eat my beans before they cool... WARM BEANS!

So I am rebelling against these phrases. I will be replacing them with the following.
"It's all bacon." "Fresh donuts!"
I urge you all to join with me in the food phraseology revolution, it's so cinnamon.

Azalieo

you warm up your beans? fucking gross

TMonsta

I cook them... that makes them warm when you eat them. I don't not cook them.

Azalieo

maybe we are talking about different kinds of beans, i eat them bitches cold out of the can

TMonsta

I hope so... if not then you are nasty.

Azalieo

Doles thread... Dole wins!

TMonsta

Yes, yes I do win.

Easter Bunny

what are your thoughts on riding the gravy train? (it sounds like an awesome ride)

TMonsta

Trains do not need to be named after something tasty.

Easter Bunny

What if in the train the have a bunch of sausage and biscuits
sausage biscuits and gravy train

TMonsta

As long as the gravy wasn't on the sausage and biscuits.