The twist is that you write a eulogy for the people on the list. Whatever you want. A limerick, a poem, whatever you want.
You can also write their epitaph.
Real List (People active on the forums or signed up themselves)
Scientology
AMOG
Bean
Cobras
CoryNewb
Damdred
DivineWind_United
Dogtown
Fauss
FLAMES
Flazer
Ghosted
jesterawx
JonesL
Lynog
Mages
n1mrook
nimrod
nomansland
Osiris
Phantom
Pie
Rohan
Shining
Tetra
TheJoker
TMonsta
Valhalla
WallsofFyre
Zeality
Noob list (People not active or nominated)
Bedrock
Ben
Chocolate
Crash
Dozer
Eddie
Gibbo
Hatetank
Illy
Mindstorm
Nikki
Persona
Smith
Tank Killer
Tanker
Winter
Comments
I like turtles
Scientology-xltx
AMOG-xltx
Bean -xltx
Cobras -xltx
CoryNewb -xltx
Damdred -xltx
DivineWind_United -xltx
Dogtown -xfcx
Fauss -xltx
FLAMES -xltx
Flazer -xltx
Ghosted -xltx
jesterawx -xltx
JonesL-xfcx
Lynog-xfcx
Mages -xltx
n1mrook -xltx
nimrod -xltx
nomansland -xltx
Osiris -xltx
Phantom -xltx
Pie -xltx
Rohan -xltx
Shining -xltx
Tetra -xltx
TheJoker -xltx
TMonsta -xltx
Valhalla -xltx
WallsofFyre -xltx
Zeality -xltx
Bean - RIP, I'm sure your family will miss you, I won't because I don't know you.
Cobras - I got you killed in a war one time on SK, you were a funny guy. You will be missed (I presume).
CoryNewb - What a champ
Damdred - Damred, I hadn't known you very long, but you seemed alright, and you made for an alright AT KT one time. I intend to assume your mod powers. RIP
DivineWind_United - Divine, your name is familiar, but we never crossed paths. I hope that you RIP.
Dogtown - Next level troll. All around good guy to have in the forum. Knew his memes, he will be missed.
Fauss - Fauss you were a good guy and it was a pleasure to have you in my alliance and take over for me upon my release from SK. Sorry you got duped by meadows, but that shit was hilarious.
FLAMES - I hardley knew yee. Literally. I just knew your PF name.
Flazer - Top 3 favorite Asian in SK. GB2GT. I'll miss you bud, you were always fun.
Ghosted - You were knew to me the past few weeks, but you seem like a cool, handsome dude with the second cutest SK offspring. I forgive you in death for blowing that round of ww when I was the witch. RIP.
jesterawx - You were a cool guy and never shyed away from sharing your sok. I'd taught with and against you, you were a heck of a good SK player and a nice dude.
JonesL - This list is getting long and filled with dead people I don't know. Like you.
Lynog - I didn't know you, but you seemed to be some sort of polarizing figure that showed up at some point. RIP.
Mages - Funny guy, hell of an inventor. RIP.
n1mrook - I rmemeber you, but I don't know why. RIP.
nimrod - He was a little ball of hate.
nomansland - RIP
Osiris - RIP
Phantom RIP
Pie - Your pie puns were matched by no man.
Rohan - Your recent tragic death was proceeded by another brush with death weeks ago. Sorry to see you go. Always great to have you around.
Shining - You seemed like you were decent. You showed flashed of brilliance. But now that you are dead we all know you were a serial killer.
Tetra - RIP
TheJoker - RIP
TMonsta - We have gathered here to celebrate the life of Bob Dole. No, not the real one, the one from the SKPFs also known as Eternias revenge and TMonsta. He was a great guy, and we will always assume that he actually was freakazoid. He was Willing to be a wildcard in game, and a wild, card in the PFs. RIP old friend.
Valhalla - Has been here since the beginning. Has seen it all. Good guy, always well liked by many.
WallsofFyre - What a turd amirite? I kid, I kid. Good SK player, I like that he uses the same name (like me) and doesn't have to hide from his enemies (which is like 3 people nowadays). RIP bro. (Also, yolo)
Zeality - You were my hockey buddy, and my ww buddy. I wish we could have talked about the greatest sport on the planet more. I'll miss you bud.
Noob list (People not active or nominated)
Bedrock - IM RANK #1! IM RANK #1! (Lol) bedrock you were alright most of the time. Shame we never made it to KingdomCon at the same time. RIP
Ben
Chocolate
Crash - Crash was a good SK player (not). Crash liked a good hockey team (not). Crash was a good mod (not). I'm kidding, don't throw garbage at me funeral people, I was asked to do a eulogy here....Fine. Crash was a lot of fun and knew his hockey stuff. RIP.
Dozer (I think I remember her? Dunno)
Eddie - Eddie! RIP I miss you already because you were gone.
Gibbo
Hatetank
Illy - always a pleasure chatting w you in uni chat. RIP
Mindstorm - mind, RIP. One of the greatest SK villains. I had the pleasure of landing in your sector once. We had a lot of fun (and then you died so we made our own alliance). Prost!
Nikki - Nikki and ray, you guys were a lot of fun to hang out with IRL. Hope you are living happily ever after.
Persona - RIP old chap. Your smiley face avatar is all I remember about you.
Smith
Tank Killer - haven't you already been dead?
Tanker
Winter
Honerable mentions:
Dank - you are still a basses in my book. Never took shit from anyone.
Ice - years of being confused for each other was always fun. Hope you are well (in death).
#Vision guys - you all ruled, fuck spirit breaker
TheMonk - I will always miss you old friend.
Bleak - you taught a nation of Koreans all our national secrets. We will pay for that.
Pawn - miss you old friend
SHADOWSPACE - RIP buddy, you were a good friend.
xKTx - rip
Pretty shitty imo.
might be nice to vent sk anger into real targets...
AMOG- Dont know you sorry bud
Bean- You shut down your site... bit of a jerk
Cobras- In an alliance with you once, pretty fun guy to play with cheers for the stupid
penguins. But he likes hockey so hes okay in my books
CoryNewb- dont really know him other then hes super active in forums
Damdred-good friend, good builder, has a tendency to AL and die lol
DivineWind_United
Dogtown- Knew who you were in one round lol youre quite quiet!
Fauss- Going to get a lot of heat for this one..... a good friend, HIT SQUAD
Flazer- Dont even know where to start on this one.... a special lad :P
Ghosted- Angry
jesterawx- Good friend, always is willing to help with your kd and give advice, dont hit
his wife or you die
JonesL- Crazy ass brit, good kd builder but no darius
Lynog-Cool guy to chat to on aim, also no darius
Mages- Worst secret holder in WW ever
n1mrook-Cool guy, doesnt really chat much lol
nimrod- the few times ive talked to him in whatever that blast was called, was good
WW2!
nomansland- dont know you sorry
Osiris- dont know you sorry
Phantom-Cool lady! makes me feel bad when I make poor life decisions, or at least i imagine she would if she knew
Pie- fun in sfs but gets mad
Rohan- good to war against, rage quits!
Shining- war monger!
Tetra- Dont know you sorry
TheJoker- nor you sir!
TMonsta- Helps me with FF so hes alright and contains kevin, Trolllll lvl pro
Valhalla-crazy norwegian, i hear he carries sheep up hills both ways
WallsofFyre-ugh, cant stand him... not even a little bit
Zeality-Good shit, my eskimo brother!
Noob list (People not active or nominated)
Bedrock- Dont know you sorry
Ben- Dont know you sorry
Chocolate- Dont know you sorry
Crash- GO CANUCKS AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Dozer- Dont know you sorry
Eddie- Dont know you sorry
Gibbo- Dont know you sorry
Hatetank-- Dont know you sorry
Illy-mmmm very special?
Mindstorm- Dont know you sorry
Nikki- sorry for your luck! we'll beat up ray
Persona- haha funny guy part of team strip club ontario
Smith-hahaha ohhhhh smitty! we love you buddy! if you ever need movie advice hes the guy
Tank Killer- LOve the guy, best talker in sk and a huge HOF slut and will do anything
Tanker- Dont know you sorry
Winte- Dont know you sorry
AMOG - RIP
Bean - Once, there was a Man Named BEAN. He's a cool cat, can grow big sometimes, but here recently, everyone just fucks up his game left an right. He was met in death by everyone on this list, so at least he's not alone... Love yea brah, I'ma miss yo ass
Cobras - I don't think I've played with you, or against you to my knowledge, only that others have said you were cool... so it must mean you're a fag... RIP!
CoryNewb - If I didn't have a wife, I'd fuck you. RIP!
Damdred - Dude, One of the coolest players I've ever met. You are what makes these games fun.
DivineWind_United - Watery Grave Divided... kinda poetic I think. RIP Mate!
Dogtown - FUCK YOU
Fauss - Fauss, the coolest AL I've had in a while.. Except for myself, I was purti coo :P
FLAMES - Love yea man, you're an awesome player, and true competitor that shouldn't be messed with.
Flazer - Always good to have this man on your side, truely a great person.
Ghosted - No... I'm alive, you're dead though.. RIP
jesterawx - Wonderful player, and great to talk to. You will be sorely missed RIP
JonesL - HAH, Gaaaaaaaaayyyy
Lynog - See Jones.
Mages - Yes mages, I am Rohan, and I would have thought you could come up with something a bit more witty then that... You blow chunks brah, fo realz yall. RIP
n1mrook - I saw that name once, on the side of an ambulance.
nimrod - I'll send you my child support payment on the 5th, quit blowing up my god damned phone!
nomansland - You were deflowered years ago, your name is misleading.
Osiris - No clue who you is So die well.
Phantom - You will and always will be the love of my life, I will hold you in my heart until it ceases to beat and thud and love and hate. You are the Alpha to my Omega. Rest in Peace baby girl!
Pie - I've known you for a long time, my only last wish was to get a piece of that pie you always bragged so much about. You were a cool player in game as well as PFs, and your sectors are always fun regardless of how many are in attendance.
Rohan - Dude, go shower asshole, and quit stalking Newb, you're acting like a stage 5 clinger and you're going to skin newb alive and wear his skin like last years Versace.
Shining - Always a pleasure, I don't recall playing with you in game, but tell my mom I said hi, she needs to come see us at thanks giving.
Tetra - Which one?
TheJoker - Fun to play with, kinda random though lol
TMonsta - Dude, you're a cool player, I hope I land in your sector next round.
Valhalla - Still waiting for any kind of conversation that doesn't involve us screaming fuck you to each other as we pass by. It was rounds ago dude, let it go!
WallsofFyre - Sorry you just got killed by k2 in WW, i'll avenge you
Zeality - You are a great player and KD Builder, and you really know how to fuck up peoples rounds lol. RIP