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You know what I hate?

DarubianDarubian
edited October 2013 in General
Sitting down on a cold toilet seat.

Thank you for your time.
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  • TMonstaTMonsta
    People who shriek at concerts.
  • FauSSFauSS
    LIFE
  • Rohan CastleRohan Castle
    cuddle fish -.-
  • nimrodnimrod
    americans

    except when theyre asking me if i want fries with that
  • Rohan CastleRohan Castle
    Augh, I hate when they ask me that, i'm all... Yesss -_-
  • Lynog_LFC_x2ndCxLynog_LFC_x2ndCx
    i love sitting down on them, aslong as they are my own toilet seat that is and not a public one, i know im either guna be having a shit or a lazy mans piss or both, whatever way you look at it, its winning.
  • Easter BunnyEaster Bunny
    I hate sitting down on a cold toilet as much as the next guy, but I hate even more than that sitting down on a farm toilet at work. Still feeling the warmth of another dudes buttcheeks on my skin isn't my idea of a good time.
  • k2skk2sk
    You can spend the extra penny and put some toilet paper on the Damn seat...
  • ChefGregChefGreg
    I prefer cold over the heat lingering from another mans ass
  • GhostedGhosted
    edited October 2013
    A warm toilet seat is just like a woman who is good in bed.

    It feels great until you start thinking how it got that way.
  • ZealityZeality
    Yep, warm seat is way worse. You know some guy has just been in there... just ruins your chance to relax.
  • UnreliableUnreliable
    warm and sticky with sweat...
  • Rohan CastleRohan Castle
    I hate when I've got to drop a MASSIVE deuce and a fat guy was on it before me. They ALWAYS leave hairy nasty sweaty, audhdusbsjsnaknshxsbsjdkocjdkxcjxidmalwksxnxnxheoaiebxn...

    on the damn toilet seat, and that is why I am prejudice against fat people.
  • UnreliableUnreliable
    and when you see some brown stains in the seat?

    you know whoever went before did a non-solid #2 and it dripped while he stood up...
  • Easter BunnyEaster Bunny
    Oh jeez this thread has taken a turn for shittown
  • Rohan CastleRohan Castle
    and when you see some brown stains in the seat?

    you know whoever went before did a non-solid #2 and it dripped while he stood up...
    hahahahajaha
  • MissMeadowsMissMeadows
    Oh jeez this thread has taken a turn for shittown
    It was a thread about toilets, I think it started there.
  • DarubianDarubian
    I'm presently surprised it has gone on as long as it has.
  • UnreliableUnreliable
    Oh jeez this thread has taken a turn for shittown
    i'm sure there's chance you find "jeez" there as well
  • Easter BunnyEaster Bunny
    Oh jeez this thread has taken a turn for shittown
    It was a thread about toilets, I think it started there.
    Wp
  • Weed_LandWeed_Land
    I hate waking up with used bleeding condoms hanging out of my ass
  • GhostedGhosted
    I hate waking up with used bleeding condoms hanging out of my ass
    QFT
  • Lynog_LFC_x2ndCxLynog_LFC_x2ndCx
    I hate waking up with used bleeding condoms hanging out of my ass
    condoms bleed? da fuq
  • ChefGregChefGreg
    Well they must b.c we all know weeds a wh0re so his ass isnt tight anymore... :p
  • Rohan CastleRohan Castle
    I hate waking up with used bleeding condoms hanging out of my ass
    QFT
    Yup, just means you need yo lube it up better next time.
  • FLAMESFLAMES
    well havent had that happen but i can imagine it lol
  • DogtownDogtown
    Pro tip: Throw a couple squares of tp down into the middle if the bowl to prevent splashing.
  • ChefGregChefGreg
    I hate seeing a newb ass bitch being handed #1 lol
  • FauSSFauSS
    i hate myself
    i wanna cut myself
  • DivineWind_UnitedDivineWind_United
    I hate seeing a newb ass bitch being handed #1 lol
    FauSS has haters!
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